I prefer the "mean" Doctor!

[sweepthefloor]

Blips of the heart

 

[sweepthefloor]

There is something hot about chest surgeons. I bet he's a perv, all quiet and what not.
<sighs> Making coffee for when Dr Mean gets here. Why does that make me happy? This heart needs some comforting.

 

[Peregrinator]

Who only matters to me.

I already knew about Subclavian Steal Syndrome, but I pretended I knew nothing, so Dr Mean could tell me all about it. I know I am fucked up.

I'm going to own you someday.

 

[sweepthefloor]

I'm going to own you someday.

Once he knows me, I doubt he would ever let me go.
Once I know him, I will please him greatly.

 

[sweepthefloor]

My patient is 101 years and mentally intact, in spite of some ventricular tachycardia! I love old people. So, I'm holding her hand, and sitting at her bedside chatting it up. Dr Mean comes in and assesses her. The patient says:"You two would make a cute couple."
He freaking winks at me! WTF

conspiracy I tell you.

Blame biology: I'm ovulating. Where's my cage?

 

[sweepthefloor]

Ok I'm living a fantasy, where all dreams come true.

 

[sweepthefloor]

Attenuated thing: Me.

 

[Peregrinator]

Once he knows me, I doubt he would ever let me go.
Once I know him, I will please him greatly.

You belong on your knees. It's obvious.

 

[sweepthefloor]

You belong on your knees. It's obvious.

Yes, I do. That is the goal. I'll get there one day.

 

[sweepthefloor]

Now my ICU King RN wants to know where his PCU Queen RN is hiding....after he ignored me yesterday when he had a little student! He said he was busy "bending her mind."

 

[Peregrinator]

Yes, I do. That is the goal. I'll get there one day.

Should be easy enough to achieve. Just come here...

 

[sweepthefloor]

Should be easy enough to achieve. Just come here...

I desire salt milk, through a wide open bi-valve stopcock.
Married men need not apply for this resuscitation therapy.

 

[Peregrinator]

I desire salt milk, through a wide open bi-valve stopcock.
Married men need not apply for this resuscitation therapy.

So you're looking for a permanent situation, huh?

 

[sweepthefloor]

So you're looking for a permanent situation, huh?

I'm looking for homeostasis. All bleeding stops eventually!

 

[sweepthefloor]

Asystole is the most stable rhythm.

 

[Peregrinator]

I'm looking for homeostasis. All bleeding stops eventually!

Then I think you mean "hemostasis."

 

[Peregrinator]

Asystole is the most stable rhythm.

Pssst....


Asystole is not a rhythm.

 

[sweepthefloor]

Then I think you mean "hemostasis."

I'm not just thinking about bleeding. I do mean homeostasis, the balance I beg for.

 

[sweepthefloor]

Pssst....


Asystole is not a rhythm.

<whispers in your ear> You have never heard that expression before? No? Get back on the chest then.

 

[sweepthefloor]

I'm gonna have some sick mental orgasm just waiting for the night nurse honey.
I've been here for 3 days.

 

[sweepthefloor]

It's a PCU shake down. Started out with an oral temp of 103.9, yes rectal 104.9. Dr BloodyGloves does not compare to Dr Mean. He's not here.

 

[sweepthefloor]

Dr Mean told me no. I got surprised when he called back in 30 minutes with his mind changed.

 

[sweepthefloor]

Dr Mean just made me remove sutures! I was so afraid, but I did it! He's a good teacher. Now I'm going to medical to start an IV for him! Wheeeeeeee

 

[Johnny_Ray_Wilson]

I get it! This is a script for a 'Scrubs' episode!

 

[sweepthefloor]

I get it! This is a script for a 'Scrubs' episode!

Oh no! I'm not doing a good job then, this is way better.