I prefer the "mean" Doctor!

[Peregrinator]

Why fuck with the legend? People always need someone to believe and today...that someone is you.

Fuck that newbie!

Dude. Please. I already have.

 

[pointless]

gross.

 

[Peregrinator]

gross.

You have the gag reflex of a virgin nun.

 

[pointless]

a hot virgin nun who is struggling with her lesbian feelings towards the stern, but very attractive older mother superior?

 

[Peregrinator]

a hot virgin nun who is struggling with her lesbian feelings towards the stern, but very attractive older mother superior?

Close. The struggle was in which hole she wanted to be first penetrated. She did, however, want Mom-Supe to watch.

 

[pointless]

yeah, that don't thrill me as much.

unless, of course, it's my penis that'll be doing the penetration of whichever hole she eventually decides is in most need of filling.

 

[Peregrinator]

yeah, that don't thrill me as much.

unless, of course, it's my penis that'll be doing the penetration of whichever hole she eventually decides is in most need of filling.

Well, I wasn't so into the whole thing, so you're welcome to her ear.

 

[pointless]

that's not really a hole. it's more of a cavity.

 

[Peregrinator]

that's not really a hole. it's more of a cavity.

I'm just the messenger, dude.

 

[firespin]

Sounds like somebody has been watching too many episodes of "House."

 

[John Doe]

Dude. Please. I already have.

Good to know.

 

[sweepthefloor]

I must have been raped and did not even feel it!
Oh well, it is fingers and tubes in every orifice, and that means work.

 

[Johnny_Ray_Wilson]

Doctor: Nurse Janey, why is your face so flushed? (she is vasodilated and ready)
Janey: I have an overactive sympathetic nervous system. (thinking dirty thoughts)
Doctor: What would like to do about that? (she wants to be fucked)
Janey: How about a script for some beta-blockers? (fuck, I am a nerd)

Doctor: I hear you are pursuing a specialty in the field of Proctology? (sensing her excitement)
Nurse Janey: Why yes. I am focusing on the anus portion these days. (a man after my heart)
Doctor: Let me know when you need help with the pelvic region; I am rather adept there.(moving in for the kill)
Nurse Janey: Why thank you doctor! I very near that point. eek: He understands me. I am so wet now)

 

[sweepthefloor]

Dr Mean: what's up? (talks about movies I never heard of)
Janey: (stormy face) (I would not be a good trophy wife)
Dr Mean: what's going on?
Janey: <smiling> not much.

Wheeeeeeee

 

[Peregrinator]

I must have been raped and did not even feel it!
Oh well, it is fingers and tubes in every orifice, and that means work.

Janey, dear, when you beg so sweetly it can hardly be considered rape.

 

[sweepthefloor]

Doctor: I hear you are pursuing a specialty in the field of Proctology? (sensing her excitement)
Nurse Janey: Why yes. I am focusing on the anus portion these days. (a man after my heart)
Doctor: Let me know when you need help with the pelvic region; I am rather adept there.(moving in for the kill)
Nurse Janey: Why thank you doctor! I very near that point. eek: He understands me. I am so wet now)

Cute.

 

[sweepthefloor]

Janey, dear, when you beg so sweetly it can hardly be considered rape.

Did you stalk my dreams? Did you get turned on by watching me sweetly beg the man of my dreams?

 

[Peregrinator]

Did you stalk my dreams? Did you get turned on by watching me sweetly beg the man of my dreams?

Well, I dunno about "stalk," but I know that I do populate your dreams...

 

[sweepthefloor]

Well, I dunno about "stalk," but I know that I do populate your dreams...

You will have to ask his permission.

 

[Peregrinator]

You will have to ask his permission.

Whose?

 

[sweepthefloor]

Whose?

Who only matters to me.

 

[pointless]

One two three four five six
Roadrunner, roadrunner
Going faster miles an hour
Gonna drive past the Stop 'n' Shop
With the radio on

I'm in love with the modern world
Massachusetts when it's late at night
And the neon when it's cold outside
I got the radio on
Just like the roadrunner

Goin around the highway

I walked by the Stop n shop
Then I drove by the stop n shop
I like that much better than walking by the Stop n shop
Cause I had the radio on
I felt in touch with the modern world
I felt in love with the modern world
I felt in love with ???
Cause I had the radio on
I felt Like the roadrunner
With the radio on

Now I said hello to the spirit of old 1956
It was patient in the bushes next to '57
Well The highway was my only girlfriend cause I went by so quick
And suburban trees were out there
And consequently it smelled like heaven
And so I say roadrunner once
Roadrunner twice
We're in love with this feeling now and we'll be out all night

All right, now we can tell them about our love, you man [??]

(Radio On!)
I got the AM
(Radio On!)
I've got the power, I feel the feeling now
(Radio On!)
I feel the feeling and it's feeling all right now
(Radio On!)
And I feel in touch with the modern world

Ok, let's go down route 128

Oh yeah

Can you feel it out in Needham now?
Out in route 128 by the power lines
It's so exciting there at night
With the pine trees in the dark
It's so cold here in the dark
With 50,000 watts of power
We go by faster miles an hour
With the radio on

Roadrunner Roadrunner
(Radio On!)
Goin faster miles an hour
I'm gonna drive past the stop n shop
with the radio on
See I'm in love with the modern world
Massachusetts when it's late at night
And the neon when it's cold outside
You see I have the radio on
Like the roadrunner

Now what do you think about that you guys?
(Radio On!)
Good! we got the AM
(Radio On!)
I think we got the power, got the magic now
(Radio On!)
We got the feeling of the modern world
(Radio On!)
We got the feeling of the modern sound
(Radio On!)
The sound of the modern radio feeling when it's late at night
(Radio On!)
Got the sound of the modern lonliness when it's cold outside
(Radio On!)
Got the sound of Massachusetts when it's blue and white
(Radio On!)
Got route 128 on a dark and lonely
(Radio On!)
I feel alone, and cold and lonely
(Radio On!)
I feel alone in the cold and neon
(Radio On!)
I fel alive I feel the love I feel alive I feel the rockin
(Radio On!)

(Radio On!)
Go home now, yes
(Radio On!)
Gonna go home, yes
(Radio On!)
Roadrunner go home, here we go now
(Radio On!)
We're gonna drive 'em home you guys

Here we go

That's right

Again

Bye bye!

 

[sweepthefloor]

One two three four five six
Roadrunner, roadrunner
Going faster miles an hour
Gonna drive past the Stop 'n' Shop
With the radio on

I'm in love with the modern world
Massachusetts when it's late at night
And the neon when it's cold outside
I got the radio on
Just like the roadrunner

Goin around the highway

I walked by the Stop n shop
Then I drove by the stop n shop
I like that much better than walking by the Stop n shop
Cause I had the radio on
I felt in touch with the modern world
I felt in love with the modern world
I felt in love with ???
Cause I had the radio on
I felt Like the roadrunner
With the radio on

Now I said hello to the spirit of old 1956
It was patient in the bushes next to '57
Well The highway was my only girlfriend cause I went by so quick
And suburban trees were out there
And consequently it smelled like heaven
And so I say roadrunner once
Roadrunner twice
We're in love with this feeling now and we'll be out all night

All right, now we can tell them about our love, you man [??]

(Radio On!)
I got the AM
(Radio On!)
I've got the power, I feel the feeling now
(Radio On!)
I feel the feeling and it's feeling all right now
(Radio On!)
And I feel in touch with the modern world

Ok, let's go down route 128

Oh yeah

Can you feel it out in Needham now?
Out in route 128 by the power lines
It's so exciting there at night
With the pine trees in the dark
It's so cold here in the dark
With 50,000 watts of power
We go by faster miles an hour
With the radio on

Roadrunner Roadrunner
(Radio On!)
Goin faster miles an hour
I'm gonna drive past the stop n shop
with the radio on
See I'm in love with the modern world
Massachusetts when it's late at night
And the neon when it's cold outside
You see I have the radio on
Like the roadrunner

Now what do you think about that you guys?
(Radio On!)
Good! we got the AM
(Radio On!)
I think we got the power, got the magic now
(Radio On!)
We got the feeling of the modern world
(Radio On!)
We got the feeling of the modern sound
(Radio On!)
The sound of the modern radio feeling when it's late at night
(Radio On!)
Got the sound of the modern lonliness when it's cold outside
(Radio On!)
Got the sound of Massachusetts when it's blue and white
(Radio On!)
Got route 128 on a dark and lonely
(Radio On!)
I feel alone, and cold and lonely
(Radio On!)
I feel alone in the cold and neon
(Radio On!)
I fel alive I feel the love I feel alive I feel the rockin
(Radio On!)

(Radio On!)
Go home now, yes
(Radio On!)
Gonna go home, yes
(Radio On!)
Roadrunner go home, here we go now
(Radio On!)
We're gonna drive 'em home you guys

Here we go

That's right

Again

Bye bye!

Thanks for the musical distraction, it helped me to stop reading about Subclavian Steal Syndrome, like a total nerd.

 

[sweepthefloor]

I already knew about Subclavian Steal Syndrome, but I pretended I knew nothing, so Dr Mean could tell me all about it. I know I am fucked up.

 

[pointless]

Gather around for a minute or two
And I'll admit something to you
I get intrigued when women look sinister
Call me superficial, but I stare at them Vampire Girls.

It's not the mascara,
It's not the tight dress, (well maybe it is)
It's the look in the eyes that's gonna scare you to death.

Vampire Girl, Vampire Girl
I get so intrigued when they look like a vampire girl.

Does she cook beans? Does she cook rice?
Does she do ritual sacrifice?
Vampire Girl, Vampire Girl
Whoah, I get so intrigued when they look like a vampire girl.

Go little Vampire Girl
Go little Vampire Girl, Woooo
Go little Vampire Girl
Go little Vampire Girl
Evil now, scary now, go little vampire girl.
Evil now, yeah, Scary now Yeah Yeah
Evil now, yeah yeah, Scary now Yeah Yeah Yeah.

Is she in heaven? Is she in hell?
Is she a sex industry professional?
Vampire Girl, Vampire Girl
I get so intrigued when they look like a vampire girl.

If you fall for the rouse, buddy I won't laugh,
I believe I've fallen for it a couple times myself.
Vampire Girl, Vampire Girl
I get so intrigued when they look like a vampire girl.

Go little Vampire Girl
Go little Vampire Girl, Woooo
Go little Vampire Girl
Go little Vampire Girl
Evil, scary, go.
Evil now, yeah yeah, Scary now Yeah Yeah
Evil now, yeah, Scary now Yeah Yeah Yeah.

Here comes one with a serpentine walk
She's coming up to me and she wants to talk
Vampire Girl, Vampire Girl
I get so intrigued when they look like a vampire girl.

Who would have predicted? Who woulda suspected?
She's not so scary she's got all of my records.
Vampire Girl, Vampire Girl
Oh, I get so intrigued when they look like a vampire girl.

Well, Go little Vampire Girl
Go little Vampire Girl, Woooo
Go little Vampire Girl
Go little Vampire Girl
Evil, scary, go little vampire girl
Evil now, yeah yeah, Scary now Yeah Yeah
Evil now, yeah yeah, Scary now Yeah Yeah Yeah.