"I Think I'd Get More Dick/Pussy On Lit If Only ___ " 🔍

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Takes more notes “make sure to change the name so the person im asking for the twat shot is the name in the request.”

oh remember we like a little humor too. That usually helps with the twat shots. good luck with that.

 

[AmberLGreen]

Hi, their name ! It's your name . I'd love a twat shot... send soon! Please.

There will be some stupid fucker that actually uses this as a template and an even more stupid fucker that won’t actually insert names but leave it as it is

 

[Bry1313]

Hi, their name ! It's your name . I'd love a twat shot... send soon! Please.

Wait, did I ask you for a twat shot too?

 

[Whiskeyjack]

There will be some stupid fucker that actually uses this as a template and an even more stupid fucker that won’t actually insert names but leave it as it is

God, I hope so! PLEASE share it when it happens!

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Wait, did I ask you for a twat shot too?

I mean... you basically cc'd everybody.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Hi. INSERT MALE NAME, please go to the chaos undressed thread and post a video of yourself doing a dick helicopter.

I would get more sexy dick if I could stop myself from asking for helicopter videos.

 

[Bry1313]

oh remember we like a little humor too. That usually helps with the twat shots. good luck with that.

More notes “stop taking the world so god damn seriously, women appear to like laughing, and be treated like actual people which is some god damn BS…..no wait erase that before hitting post….”

 

[Taegul]

So much overthinking in this thread.

Put the following gif in your signature and just try to dodge all the dick/pussy that starts hurling towards your face.

 

[Bbl87]

If I put quantity over quality. I like to think I have distinguished taste.

 

[NRJLIVES4ever]

Hi. INSERT MALE NAME, please go to the chaos undressed thread and post a video of yourself doing a dick helicopter.

I would get more sexy dick if I could stop myself from asking for helicopter videos.

Oh baby, you had me at "Insert Male Name."

 

[Bbl87]

Hi. INSERT MALE NAME, please go to the chaos undressed thread and post a video of yourself doing a dick helicopter.

I would get more sexy dick if I could stop myself from asking for helicopter videos.

I mean, the helicopter requirement does limit your pool to draw from.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I mean, the helicopter requirement does limit your pool to draw from.

Cause your dick is too big to helicopter? prove it.

 

[Bbl87]

Cause your dick is too big to helicopter? prove it.

It's a proportions thing, darling.

 

[Bbl87]

Cause your dick is too big to helicopter? prove it.

Oh, and does that count as soliciting?

 

[crazychemgirl]

I think I’d get more Lit pussy if I wasn’t so desperate for lit pussy

 

[MrsPassion]

I think I’d get more Lit Dick & pussy if I was taller

 

[Bbl87]

I think I’d get more Lit Dick & pussy if I was taller

I'm gonna call shenanigans. Short girls are pretty fun.

 

[MrsPassion]

I'm gonna call shenanigans. Short girls are pretty fun.

I’m telling you…no one wants the shorties

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I think I'd get more dick on lit if I only learned how to be more romantic and flowery, like tell them more bs about their pretty eyes or something.

 

[Bbl87]

I’m telling you…no one wants the shorties

You're just not looking in the right places then.

Not to mention, if you and @MedicalMuse cum, I mean come as a package deal... or on my package as a deal... I really need to stop with the double entendres...

 

[MrsPassion]

You're just not looking in the right places then.

Not to mention, if you and @MedicalMuse cum, I mean come as a package deal... or on my package as a deal... I really need to stop with the double entendres...

Taking notes… “must be paired with tall person to get more lit dick & pussy”.
I like your double entendres…sign of a big brain. And you know what they say about big brains.

 

[Bry1313]

I think I’d get more Lit pussy if I wasn’t so desperate for lit pussy

You and me both

 

[Bbl87]

Taking notes… “must be paired with tall person to get more lit dick & pussy”.
I like your double entendres…sign of a big brain. And you know what they say about big brains.

Big hats?

 

[Mei5ter]

And you know what they say about big brains.

Sure. Speaking as a zombie, it means leftovers for tomorrow!

 

[Bry1313]

I think I’d get more Lit Dick & pussy if I was taller

This you?