"I Think I'd Get More Dick/Pussy On Lit If Only ___ " 🔍

[Bry1313]

Taking notes… “must be paired with tall person to get more lit dick & pussy”.
I like your double entendres…sign of a big brain. And you know what they say about big brains.

Have I mentioned I’m tall, I think I’ve been quiet about that…..psst, I’m tall.

 

[NRJLIVES4ever]

I’m telling you…no one wants the shorties

Lol I promise you this is absolutely not a factor.

 

[RIPAphrodite]

My inbox is overflowing, I don’t go looking for trouble it finds me…I’m a heartbreaker

 

[MrsPassion]

This you?

Why choose violence?

Big hats?

The biggest of hats…like maybe uncomfortably large hats.

Have I mentioned I’m tall, I think I’ve been quiet about that…..psst, I’m tall.

You know what…I think you’re a fellow shorty. The way you go on and on. You must be shorter than me.

Lol I promise you this is absolutely not a factor.

Oh darn. What is it then?! Wait……am I… Not sexy?!?

 

[NRJLIVES4ever]

Oh darn. What is it then?! Wait……am I… Not sexy?!?

You are CRAZY sexy. I happen to know that there are plenty of dudes (and ladies) out there that would love you to cum on their face.

 

[Bbl87]

The biggest of hats…like maybe uncomfortably large hats.

I definitely have a large hat. In fact, have to special order them.

Wait, are we actually talking about hats?

 

[MrsPassion]

You are CRAZY sexy. I happen to know that there are plenty of dudes (and ladies) out there that would love you to cum on their face.

alright I feel better now lol

 

[HeavyBalls]

Nothing I can do, I'm a niche market.

 

[AmberLGreen]

Nothing I can do, I'm a nice market.

Is it a nice market with phallic shaped vegetables because I would happily settle for one of those right now

 

[HeavyBalls]

Is it a nice market with phallic shaped vegetables because I would happily settle for one of those right now

That was supposed to be "niche" market...

Fuck I can't type.

 

[SweetGoddess]

I think I'd get more dick on Lit if my opening line wasn't "Wanna go halfsies on a baby?"

 

[MedicalMuse]

I'm gonna call shenanigans. Short girls are pretty fun.

Look, I get overlooked a lot by guys who are uncomfortable with tall girls. They love the short girls.

 

[InUorOnU]

I think I would get more lit pussy for the following couple of reasons:
-If I wasn’t as socially awkward at times in the early phases.
-If I was more willing to send a dick pic straight up..that would keep the fakes happy haha
-And if distance/time zone wasn’t as isolating from that majority of those online.

 

[Lord Pmann]

If only you all read any of my threads that teach you had to be better humans… you would be dripping in bitches like me.

 

[LittleSwitchy]

Look, I get overlooked a lot by guys who are uncomfortable with tall girls. They love the short girls.

I’m thinking you’re tall. They’re not over looking you. They’re level with your chest.
Smartass grins
Muse. Maybe find a guy that’s little shorter. I think shorter guys have a thing for tall women. Dudley Moore and Susan Anton. I’ve known a few guys that were medium height and had a thing for tall women

 

[MedicalMuse]

If only you all read any of my threads that teach you had to be better humans… you would be dripping in bitches like me.

Dripping in something. I believe they call that precum. I could be wrong though.

 

[MedicalMuse]

I’m thinking you’re tall. They’re not over looking you. They’re level with your chest.
Smartass grins
Muse. Maybe find a guy that’s little shorter. I think shorter guys have a thing for tall women. Dudley Moore and Susan Anton. I’ve known a few guys that were medium height and had a thing for tall women

What if I want to feel short for a change?
See, since it’s my hookup, I shouldn’t have to settle. I can fuck myself just fine. I get to be choosy about what I want, just like everyone else.

 

[Dribble]

Sorry...Lit pussy doesn't taste like real pussy. As I have gotten older...I prefer the taste of fresh squeezed.

 

[Bbl87]

Look, I get overlooked a lot by guys who are uncomfortable with tall girls. They love the short girls.

Each has their appeal.

 

[jason28053]

I think I'd get more dick on lit if I only learned how to be more romantic and flowery, like tell them more bs about their pretty eyes or something.

Maybe if you showed your tits? just a guess

 

[MedicalMuse]

Each has their appeal.

Sure sure. You know if you have a choice between 5’2 and 6’, you’re choosing 5’2.
It’s the way of it.

 

[13Fantasies]

Taking notes… “must be paired with tall person to get more lit dick & pussy”.
I like your double entendres…sign of a big brain. And you know what they say about big brains.

Short girls are fun.
You and Muse would be fun.
I'm 6'6" tall...

Just saying that we could get more by teaming up

 

[jason28053]

I’m telling you…no one wants the shorties

What? I could get more pussy if short women liked tall guys

 

[Bbl87]

Sure sure. You know if you have a choice between 5’2 and 6’, you’re choosing 5’2.
It’s the way of it.

Don't be so sure...

I can't fuck a 5'2" girl standing without a step stool.

 

[jason28053]

Sure sure. You know if you have a choice between 5’2 and 6’, you’re choosing 5’2.
It’s the way of it.

I’ll take one of each, thanks