"I Think I'd Get More Dick/Pussy On Lit If Only ___ " 🔍

[NRJLIVES4ever]

Look, I get overlooked a lot by guys who are uncomfortable with tall girls. They love the short girls.

No the fuck you don't. Stop it.

 

[MrsPassion]

Short girls are fun.
You and Muse would be fun.
I'm 6'6" tall...

Just saying that we could get more by teaming up

Oh lord…everyone here is so tall?!? How?!?
Okay…but first you both have to get something off the top shelf for me.. cause my step stool is missing

(Also…I’m terribly worried everyone took me seriously?! stop being so nice, I was joking!!)

 

[MedicalMuse]

No the fuck you don't. Stop it.

Online is different than in real life.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Maybe if you showed your tits? just a guess

Like I could possibly show my tits any more.

Nope, it has got to be I don't have flowery lines. hum, let me see. Your eyes are as blue as my window cleaner. or maybe The way the light is hitting your eyes, I can just see myself in them, Oh, I'm looking kinda cute. I think I am getting close.

 

[MrsPassion]

What? I could get more pussy if short women liked tall guys

Who told you we didn’t? Tall people to short people are like Mt. Everest. We will climb and conquer you. Because that’s what we do tiny but mighty lol

 

[MedicalMuse]

Like I could possibly show my tits any more.

Nope, it has got to be I don't have flowery lines. hum, let me see. Your eyes are as blue as my window cleaner. or maybe The way they light is hitting your eyes, I can just see myself in them, Oh, I'm looking kinda cute. I think I am getting close.

I like the window cleaner line. Stealing it.

 

[NRJLIVES4ever]

Oh lord…everyone here is so tall?!? How?!?
Okay…but fort you both have to get something off the top shelf for me.. cause my step stool is missing

(Also…I’m terribly worried everyone took me seriously?! stop being so nice, I was joking!!)

You mean you weren't being totally serious??

I'm 5'8" and can yoga stretch like a motherfucker. Yes, I do yoga. Hot right? I don't understand why someone's mouth isn't on my penis right now.

 

[jason28053]

Who told you we didn’t? Tall people to short people are like Mt. Everest. We will climb and conquer you. Because that’s what we do tiny but mighty lol

Sarcasm

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I like the window cleaner line. Stealing it.

yeah, cleaning products are surely the way to a man's dick.

 

[jason28053]

Like I could possibly show my tits any more.

Nope, it has got to be I don't have flowery lines. hum, let me see. Your eyes are as blue as my window cleaner. or maybe The way the light is hitting your eyes, I can just see myself in them, Oh, I'm looking kinda cute. I think I am getting close.

Just add that I also have the biggest cock you’ve ever seen and you’re golden!

 

[NRJLIVES4ever]

Online is different than in real life.

You're a treasure and I love you. I'm just saying.

 

[NRJLIVES4ever]

yeah, cleaning products are surely the way to a man's dick.

What's that? Sorry I couldn't read this while jizzing myself reading "cleaning products."

 

[13Fantasies]

Oh lord…everyone here is so tall?!? How?!?
Okay…but fort you both have to get something off the top shelf for me.. cause my step stool is missing

(Also…I’m terribly worried everyone took me seriously?! stop being so nice, I was joking!!)

Hormone injected beef.
I'm used to the top shelf grabs.

Serious or not, my offer stands.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Just add that I also have the biggest cock you’ve ever seen and you’re golden!

Well, that seems like an exaggeration, unless the dude is city folk. Some of my cocks are big, but not the biggest that I've seen.

 

[Dribble]

Short girls are fun.
You and Muse would be fun.
I'm 6'6" tall...

Just saying that we could get more by teaming up

Lol...I think I saw a pic of you and sassy together. She almost came up to your belly button

 

[13Fantasies]

You mean you weren't being totally serious??

I'm 5'8" and can yoga stretch like a motherfucker. Yes, I do yoga. Hot right? I don't understand why someone's mouth isn't on my penis right now.

Where are all those 18 year old girls?

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

What's that? Sorry I couldn't read this while jizzing myself reading "cleaning products."

Well then just wait until I show you my hardwood wax.

 

[Bbl87]

Okay…but first you both have to get something off the top shelf for me.. cause my step stool is missing

Funny story, when we're out shopping my wife will whore me out when people need things off the top shelf. If only she'd be as willing for other needs...

 

[jason28053]

Like I could possibly show my tits any more.

Nope, it has got to be I don't have flowery lines. hum, let me see. Your eyes are as blue as my window cleaner. or maybe The way the light is hitting your eyes, I can just see myself in them, Oh, I'm looking kinda cute. I think I am getting close.

The fact that you do windows!

 

[MedicalMuse]

You're a treasure and I love you. I'm just saying.

Love you too boo

 

[Bbl87]

I think I am getting close.

If I had a nickel for every time I heard that...

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

The fact that you do windows!

well, honestly, I prefer to just do things up against windows but yeah, eventually I have to clean them.

 

[GallantWriter]

well, honestly, I prefer to just do things up against windows but yeah, eventually I have to clean them.

That's definitely an exciting idea, even though windows need cleaned afterwards.

 

[FunLi]

I think I’d get more Lit pussy if I posted my dick more often.

*ahem* my inbox is always open

 

[Bbl87]

*ahem* my inbox is always open

2 questions...

Are you soliciting a PM or is that a double entendre?

AND

Is that targeted invitation or is it a general statement?