"I Think I'd Get More Dick/Pussy On Lit If Only ___ " 🔍

[SetYourCatOnMyLap]

ITIGMPOLIO I posted my boobs more...
No, that can’t be it.
Is it really about the quantity of dick or pussy or is it perceived quality?

Hello Photo,Just replying to your reply,is that what you've noticed also? guys posing as girls?

 

[Photog1rl]

Hello Photo,Just replying to your reply,is that what you've noticed also? guys posing as girls?

I haven’t had that experience.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Dude think I’d get more Lit pussy if I had severel morr dicks

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

would stop laughing every time someone tried to flirt with me (I’m sure @Cat understands)

This dirty sock is glad I can at least make you laugh.

 

[Bry1313]

If people knew I had really great squirty cream.

 

[crazychemgirl]

If I took anything seriously at all

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

If i didnt have the energy of a dirty sock.

 

[scposteel]

I think I'd get more dick if I'd buckle down and be more serious. My flirting and even my dirty talk is constantly littered with jokes. It has got to very confusing and distracting.

Sounds like me, bad jokes and socially awkward

 

[Cat]

If I did not have to weed out the lake in my yard.

By second thought.. This sounds weird... But, I do have an overgrown lake in the garden, that needs weeding...

 

[mysticunicorn_19]

If I didn't have the social battery of a snail

 

[Bry1313]

If I took anything seriously at all

This is why we are best friends/Lit siblings.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

This is why we are best friends/Lit siblings.

Ok just exclude me guys. Thats cool. Ill just be in the corner.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Ok just exclude me guys. Thats cool. Ill just be in the corner.

It wasn’t me, it was @Bry1313 .. but you and I already know that Bry is the worst

 

[Bry1313]

Ok just exclude me guys. Thats cool. I’ll just be in the corner.

hmmmm, that’s a vaguely familiar experience, i don’t know why.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

hmmmm, that’s a vaguely familiar experience, i don’t know why.

Enjoy bourbon club.

 

[Bry1313]

It wasn’t me, it was @Bry1313 .. but you and I already know that Bry is the worst

That’s the other reason I don’t get lit pussy, I’m the worst

 

[Bry1313]

Enjoy bourbon club.

Men are so boring together that if we had bourbon club……we’d just drink and talk about bourbon

 

[thefishfryer]

If I did not have to weed out the lake in my yard.

By second thought.. This sounds weird... But, I do have an overgrown lake in the garden, that needs weeding...

Watch out for me

Who knows if you kiss me i might turn out to be a prince?

 

[mellowyellows]

If I only had a brain……now that songs gonna be in my head allllllll day!

 

[Bry1313]

Watch out for me

Who knows if you kiss me i might turn out to be a prince?

But you might not and this could be her fate…….

"The sun oozed over the horizon, shoved aside darkness, crept along the green sward, and, with sickly fingers, pushed through the castle window, revealing the pillaged princess, hand at throat, crown asunder, gaping in frenzied horror at the sated, sodden amphibian lying beside her, disbelieving the magnitude of the frog's deception, screaming madly, "You lied!"

 

[base10]

IDK, sometimes I'm not sure if I should be more forward or less forward trying to initiate conversations

 

[Photog1rl]

But you might not and this could be her fate…….

"The sun oozed over the horizon, shoved aside darkness, crept along the green sward, and, with sickly fingers, pushed through the castle window, revealing the pillaged princess, hand at throat, crown asunder, gaping in frenzied horror at the sated, sodden amphibian lying beside her, disbelieving the magnitude of the frog's deception, screaming madly, "You lied!"

Nice reuse of a quote.

 

[Bry1313]

Nice reuse of a quote.

Sometimes the classics are just what the moment requires

 

[GabbyDebarres]

ITIGMDOLIO I turned on my PMs

But I'm not going to do that so I shall remain in limbo where it concerns Lit sex

 

[Backagainpart4]

I’d get more if I was around more. And I don’t always know how to turn a conversation towards sex so if I could be more assertive about that