"I Think I'd Get More Dick/Pussy On Lit If Only ___ " 🔍

[Redrain90]

I would get more on Lit if only I was actually online more and knew how to start a conversation.

 

[Taegul]

ITIGMPOLIO I faked my own death then came back from the dead.

 

[sixfoot4]

ITIGMDOLIO I turned on my PMs

But I'm not going to do that so I shall remain in limbo where it concerns Lit sex

Mmm..is it possible?, sex in the limbo position? Is this a coded message from Gabby?

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Sent more dick pics. I here the skanks like ‘em.

 

[thefishfryer]

Sent more dick pics. I here the skanks like ‘em.

Can you give me a heads up on the skanks, my Van Dyke is not getting enough exposure.

 

[Taegul]

Wait...people here do that?

Pardon me while I borrow a thread title to answer you...I cannot confirm or deny.

 

[Icekiller56]

I wasn’t socially awkward

 

[Mikey1970]

You are kidding, right? I'm 52 with a bad back! Even if my brain is still 18 and swears I can pull almost woo almost woman if I put heart into,,, My body? My day of swinging the chandelier and piledriving and superhuman acts that I used to do Like eating a chick out while standing upright whit her straddling my face! yea, those are long gone! now I get to look at 1 woman and be proud to be her perverted old man!

 

[Funlover11]

I think I'd get more dick on Lit if my opening line wasn't "Wanna go halfsies on a baby?"

On my way

 

[Thom_the_gleeman]

I think I'd get more pussy on Lit if time zones weren't fucking with my jam all the damn time!
Love,
Thom

 

[snexxer]

ITIGMPOLIO looked more like Henry Cavill than Henry Hoover.

 

[PinkPassion86]

You can definitely get it If you really want it..

 

[thefishfryer]

If I posted a pick of my chest. but then again it might have the opposite effect.

 

[thefishfryer]

If I didn't keep playing hard to get.

 

[Taegul]

If only I used a cockatar. Well a different one, anyways.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

I moved on.

 

[haha_on_me]

If I lightened up, relaxed, and expected less from people.

 

[PandemicReader8]

I moved on.

Right!? Just never that easy though.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Right!? Just never that easy though.

No it’s not

 

[SSDD322]

Didn’t flash...

 

[Pad_Foot]

I wasn’t me?

 

[hotoldrguy]

if I was someone else

 

[Trubbycat]

If I was more desirable

 

[RideFl71]

If I had more energy

I second that..

 

[Photog1rl]

Wait…folks are getting dick and pussy on lit???