"I Think I'd Get More Dick/Pussy On Lit If Only ___ " 🔍

[positiveflirt]

Wait…folks are getting dick and pussy on lit???

Yes! Send help, I'm stuck in an actual ball pit

 

[Photog1rl]

Yes! Send help, I'm stuck in an actual ball pit

I may have just clicked all of those emojis.
They are broken just so you know.

 

[positiveflirt]

I may have just clicked all of those emojis.
They are broken just so you know.

I'd get more action here if I played the secret emoji game..

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

...If I wasn't such a uninteresting cunt.

 

[Photog1rl]

I'd get more action here if I played the secret emoji game..

So rude!

 

[positiveflirt]

So rude!

*bows*
I'd also get more if I wasn't infuriating

 

[Photog1rl]

Some have been known to get both at once.

Anyhow. I'll put the kettle on.

I have not been invited to that party yet found a satisfactory pairing for that yet.

 

[BongoGal]

Maybe if I wanted to and/or put any effort into getting some here.

 

[JackKingOff]

I was a bit less caring about my self and followed my sex drive more.

 

[ShaneoD]

If there wasn't such a limited supply, of the female variety, there's dick for days, quite a lot of the female names are hiding one too

 

[thefishfryer]

If I stopped chasing perfection.

 

[Gentledom45]

If I communicate better and get myself out here more where people could get to know me better.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

If I made that female alt...

 

[Nicefella]

If I made that female alt...

Please don’t. Lit is very confusing to the cis gender male as is, Sir Pecker.

 

[Nicefella]

...If I wasn't such a uninteresting cunt.

No cunt is uninteresting. You heard it here first.

 

[MrsPassion]

If only I were sexy funny and not funny sexy

 

[HarperValley]

If only I wasn't happy with what I've got already..

 

[thefishfryer]

If only I were sexy funny and not funny sexy

I'd possibly do better with either of those attributes.

 

[Cat]

If I was not spending all my time in gym.. or.. uhmm... doing laundry.. Yeah.. Laundry!

 

[LustfulSasha]

If I wasn't stressed and overworked working at a hospital, maybe I'd have time to flirt and get lit here

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

If I would quit harassing all the ladies of lit, but they start it and I give it back!

 

[Nicefella]

If only I were sexy funny and not funny sexy

Yeah. It’s the whole laughing at me instead of with me but only sexually.

 

[MrsPassion]

Yeah. It’s the whole laughing at me instead of with me but only sexually.

I don’t think I’ve ever laughed at or with you?

 

[Pad_Foot]

If I just shut the hell up before my open mouth attracts my foot

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

If only I were sexy funny and not funny sexy

If you would remove those Groucho Marx glasses...