If Men Could Menstruate

[bluebell]

Gives a whole new meaning to the song Raspberry Swirl

Back to the question:
For one thing women would be asking questions, "my boyfriend is on his period, can I still give him a blowjob?"

*snicker*

And what would these manly menses do to the whole childbirth aspect of life?
Men as seahorses?

 

[damppanties]

Back to the question:
For one thing women would be asking questions, "my boyfriend is on his period, can I still give him a blowjob?"

Have you ever heard anyone ask, "My girlfriend is on her period, can I still give her cunnilingus?" I haven't.

I think this is the first time I typed the word 'cunnilingus'. Yay!

 

[CharleyH]

It would be ridiculously funny if they could.

Gloria Stimmymen, hunh?

Bel- right on!

 

[Belegon]

Have you ever heard anyone ask, "My girlfriend is on her period, can I still give her cunnilingus?" I haven't.

um, yes...I have. I've been asked this question by guys.

The answer varies. Some women prefer that you don't at this time. Some men refuse.

 

[damppanties]

um, yes...I have. I've been asked this question by guys.

The answer varies. Some women prefer that you don't at this time. Some men refuse.

Mhmmm. So the answer is 'no' all the time, from either or both parties?

Why don't we have a shocked smiley?

 

[Belegon]

Mhmmm. So the answer is 'no' all the time, from either or both parties?

Why don't we have a shocked smiley?

not wanting to be harsh...please don't take it harshly...

no, the answer is most certainly not "no all the time".

Like I said, the answer varies. I wasn't going to speak to my personal life, since it seemed to be TMI... but I have engaged in it at that time and I'm certain I will again. It doesn't really throw me off. It's messy, though.

However, there have been several women in my own personal experience who would prefer that I not indulge my oral fixation at that time of the month.

 

[starrkers]

I try never to ask anything of groups. They tend to be too nebulous. I find it far easier to ask individual people. I behave tolerantly and generally speaking, I expect other people to as well. The world rarely changes on grand gestures, but more often on lots of repeated small actions.

Nb that I have nothing against this kind of humour and I did find bits of it funny. It's the hectoring tone that lumps people into groups and then attributes characteristics to them that gets to me, purely and simply because it's the kind of thing that the aggrieved group are aggrieved about in the first place.

The Earl

Nothing like having a concentrating mirror held up is there? Yeah, this piece is exaggerating the response. But that mindset is sadly still alive and well.
So I'm with Stella on this one.

 

[hmmnmm]

So if I could I wouldn't because I couldn't.
Unless I had no choice, unless I was pregnant.
Uhhh...

Besides, life is hard enough without those bitchy blues.

 

[Belegon]

Nothing like having a concentrating mirror held up is there?

ummm...does TheEarl seem to you like someone who needs that mirror? You're making my point. Pissing off TheEarl would simply be a case of alienating your allies...by emulating your opponents in tone and attitude.

This sort of vitriol has it's place. And on this issue, it's place was thirty years ago, at least in this portion of this culture. I'm not saying there aren't still idiots around. Look at Amicus.

 

[Guest]

ummm...does TheEarl seem to you like someone who needs that mirror? You're making my point. Pissing off TheEarl would simply be a case of alienating your allies...by emulating your opponents in tone and attitude.

This sort of vitriol has it's place. And on this issue, it's place was thirty years ago, at least in this portion of this culture. I'm not saying there aren't still idiots around. Look at Amicus.

It makes me a little uncomfortable, Gloria's rant on men, as most of the men I come into contact with these days are not sexist fools.

But then I'm also hating the trend of commercials where "men are stupid."

 

[SeaCat]

Oh my, I almost pissed myself laughing at this whole thread.

What a load of Bovine Excrement about the whole thing.

I so wish people would get over their self imposed, and societal imposed hangups about bodily functions.

Cat

 

[Dar~]

Hey, if I yo mamma hadn't bled, you wouldn't be here...nee ner nee ner nee ner...

I just don't care. I don't particularly enjoy bleeding and this last time I felt like I got beat with a stick during, but its one week a month and I got to have two absolutely gorgeous babies because of it.

I don't think it would be anything I would trade. I like being a woman and if I have to bleed to be a woman so be it...I certainly wouldn't want spontaneous hard ons.

 

[Stella_Omega]

ummm...does TheEarl seem to you like someone who needs that mirror? You're making my point. Pissing off TheEarl would simply be a case of alienating your allies...by emulating your opponents in tone and attitude.

This sort of vitriol has it's place. And on this issue, it's place was thirty years ago, at least in this portion of this culture. I'm not saying there aren't still idiots around. Look at Amicus.

Do I, or Starrkers,seem like people you need to piss off? Perhaps you figure that by patronising me you are giving me a chance to be nice about it-- as you say women should be.

But really, neither you nor The Earl need to be pissed off about some women blowing off steam. It isn't about you, not at all.

I respect both of you quite a lot, and I'd request the same from you, and that you allow me to be the judge of what's appropriate for me to say, when, and where. I don't feel that I need patronising advice on the subject of tolerance. I've practised it for many a year, as a woman, as a dyke, as a leatherqueer, as an atheist.

This thread might be a place where I might be able to make jokes that express some of the frustration I feel once in a while, as the result of living for fifty years in a female body-- for so very many reasons, biological, sexual, social, and political.

As I mentioned in the atheism thread (The one that was threadjacked and became a theology/mysticism thread) I don't go running to EL's Christian Writer's thread to let them know that I don't believe in God, it wouldn't be respectful. Likewise, I don't go running around trumpeting any disdain of mankind, and I certainly don't feel any such emotion.

I think that I will continue to enjoy this joke in this thread and ignore the folks that come to this thread to complain about my enjoyment of this joke in this thread. "This sort of vitriol" (Thirty years ago? If only that were true!) can stay in this thread. You know where it is now, and you needn't read it if you don't wish to. That would be respectful of you. Pretend it's your chance to prove that you, the misunderstood minority, are better than the oppressive majority. Enjoy!

 

[Dar~]

Do I, or Starrkers,seem like people you need to piss off? Perhaps you figure that by patronising me you are giving me a chance to be nice about it-- as you say women should be.

But really, neither you nor The Earl need to be pissed off about some women blowing off steam. It isn't about you, not at all.

I respect both of you quite a lot, and I'd request the same from you, and that you allow me to be the judge of what's appropriate for me to say, when, and where. I don't feel that I need patronising advice on the subject of tolerance. I've practised it for many a year, as a woman, as a dyke, as a leatherqueer, as an atheist.

This thread might be a place where I might be able to make jokes that express some of the frustration I feel once in a while, as the result of living for fifty years in a female body-- for so very many reasons, biological, sexual, social, and political.

As I mentioned in the atheism thread (The one that was threadjacked and became a theology/mysticism thread) I don't go running to EL's Christian Writer's thread to let them know that I don't believe in God, it wouldn't be respectful. Likewise, I don't go running around trumpeting any disdain of mankind, and I certainly don't feel any such emotion.

I think that I will continue to enjoy this joke in this thread and ignore the folks that come to this thread to complain about my enjoyment of this joke in this thread. "This sort of vitriol" (Thirty years ago? If only that were true!) can stay in this thread. You know where it is now, and you needn't read it if you don't wish to. That would be respectful of you. Pretend it's your chance to prove that you, the misunderstood minority, are better than the oppressive majority. Enjoy!

Oh, Stella, you man hating bitch! Did you burn your bras last night...I can see your nipples by your knee caps.
I love you

 

[Guest]

Oh, Stella, you man hating bitch! Did you burn your bras last night...I can see your nipples by your knee caps.
I love you

I'd like to see her nipples.

Just saying.

 

[Stella_Omega]

Oh, Stella, you man hating bitch! Did you burn your bras last night...I can see your nipples by your knee caps.
I love you

*snicker* If you want to, you can see my kneecaps by my ears! It's good to be limber...

I'd like to see her nipples.

Just saying.

They're enormous-- until i started breastfeeding, they were bigger than my titties.

 

[Dar~]

*snicker* If you want to, you can see my kneecaps by my ears! It's good to be limber...

I would love to put your knees by your ears. Mmmm I get really happy just thinking about it.

ETA: SSarahh, Me TOO!!!

 

[starrkers]

*snicker* If you want to, you can see my kneecaps by my ears! It's good to be limber...
They're enormous-- until i started breastfeeding, they were bigger than my titties.

your kneecaps or your ears?

 

[Guest]

*snicker* If you want to, you can see my kneecaps by my ears! It's good to be limber...
They're enormous-- until i started breastfeeding, they were bigger than my titties.

 

[starrkers]

Stella, you and me both (who'd believe it now?) My school nickname was "Pirate". Because pirates have sunken chests
I'm tempted to attend the 30year reunion, just to show 'em how things have changed!

 

[Stella_Omega]

Sarrkers, sssarah, Dar-- now I'm thinking this is the "who do you want have sex with" thread

 

[starrkers]

Sarrkers, sssarah, Dar-- now I'm thinking this is the "who do you want have sex with" thread

Starrkers, my NIPPLES

I couldn't resist when I saw how the quote stacked up your original post!

 

[Stella_Omega]

I couldn't resist when I saw how the quote stacked up your original post!

And I went and edited...

Oh, well.

DOGPILE ON DAR!!!!

 

[Dar~]

Sarrkers, sssarah, Dar-- now I'm thinking this is the "who do you want have sex with" thread

Stella, you have always been at the top of my "to have sex with list" I have been crossing my fingers that you'll knock on my door one night. Dar-Dar heaven!
I'll even fix your burnt bra if you want ( though why any woman would want that...beats me.)

DOGPILE ON DAR

YAY!!!

 

[Stella_Omega]

Stella, you have always been at the top of my "to have sex with list" I have been crossing my fingers that you'll knock on my door one night. Dar-Dar heaven!
I'll even fix your burnt bra if you want ( though why any woman would want that...beats me.)


YAY!!!

Heh, you sweet talker you!