If the poster above you were arrested, what would be the crime?

[Porkwarrior]

Arrested for choking a semi-nude lady with his tongue. (No worries, she was taken to the ER and is in good condition)

Starting a brawl when the past, the future and the present walked into a bar. It was tense.

 

[jasonmason]

Starting a brawl when the past, the future and the present walked into a bar. It was tense.

Speeding in a speedo.

 

[kcRollins]

Starting a brawl when the past, the future and the present walked into a bar. It was tense.

OMG too funny

Speeding in a speedo.

He was arrested for speeding on the rapids.

 

[walkingeagle]

OMG too funny




He was arrested for speeding on the rapids.

Farting in the library--

 

[kcRollins]

Farting in the library--

arrested for being crude

 

[walkingeagle]

arrested for being crude

Passing gas in the Library?----

Pimping male strippers

 

[just4friends]

Sorry this was
For KC
impersonating a Dom.. too well

 

[Porkwarrior]

arrested for being crude

Hoarding overdue library books. She had fine written all over her

 

[Misshotndeep]

Hoarding overdue library books. She had fine written all over her

Riding with out a helmet on his lower head. ROFL

 

[papadoc19]

illegal grilling

 

[kcRollins]

Hoarding overdue library books. She had fine written all over her

You're hilarious

illegal grilling

Freeing all the animals in the pound. Warning: This animal is armed with sharp claws and teeth and is considered dangerous.

 

[just4friends]

It's because of the media being rigged against her!
She was framed

 

[papadoc19]

Public lewdness

 

[imhere_4fun]

Stalking cougars

 

[papadoc19]

Nice Guying

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

Howling at the full moon and waking the neighborhood.

 

[starrynightin64]

Arrested for making the wrong people behave themselves...

 

[boss302500]

Arrested for making the wrong people behave themselves...

For causing an accident with that outfit

 

[papadoc19]

lewd behavior

 

[C5MiGuy]

Fondlism

 

[papadoc19]

Racketeering

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

Running with wolves.

 

[papadoc19]

shyness in the extreme

 

[imhere_4fun]

shyness in the extreme

For stalking girls in red hoods

 

[numeniusa]

For stalking girls in red hoods

Wearing a tie on a Saturday. Relax, loosen up....

That belt can come off too...