Taegul
Totally Taegul
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I would work my hardest to build a raft and esca.....*looks at the picture above*
I would burn that fucking raft and accept my island-bound fate

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We'd end up sending random PMs to everyone on Lit![]()
Rock skipping contest on the water until our throwing arms gave out.
We'd explore every orifice multiple times until we are satisfied we haven't missed anything.
Wait a sec. Are we talking about the island still?
Of course. We don't want to miss another fox hole like last time.
Disappointed with her orifice answer, I go to my side of the island and do some quiet fishing...
Geez T can we have one night of not amazing sex talk please? Sometimes I wish you had a headache.
Sorry, I'm incapable of anything less than 'amazing'. Are you feeling alright tonight? Don't tell me I need to take your temperature again...
I'm so close to 100% I'll probably fully recover and match your amazing standard.
Speaking of amazing, I saw this video...
I'd climb a tree, pick coconuts and throw them at her. She's not exactly dancing for me, but it's the closest I can get...
I'd believe him every night be tells me he can't remember how to eat a banana and I need to demonstrate

I'd lead him around the island searching for ingredients to make meth.
If we cook it, they will come.
I would spend all day and night until the end of our days talking about my favorite ST:TNG episodes and characters. Why is she trying to smash my head in with coconuts?![]()
I would pretend it's Christmas every day and my nutcracker would be our new best friend
We would both miss internet porn so much, we would draw our favorite scenes in the sand.