If you and the Person above you were Stuck On an Island

Expect the A-team song to start playing and he will create a yacht out of duct tape, banana leaves and a few pieces of the wrecked ship.
 
Re-enact popular culture; have her be Amanda Donohoe to my Oliver Reed, do the Ursula Andress walk from the sea three times daily, then do a 'Lost' and just magic ourselves home when we've run out of things to say and she's sick of me.
 
Disappointed with her orifice answer, I go to my side of the island and do some quiet fishing...

Geez T can we have one night of not amazing sex talk please? Sometimes I wish you had a headache.
 
Geez T can we have one night of not amazing sex talk please? Sometimes I wish you had a headache.

Sorry, I'm incapable of anything less than 'amazing'. Are you feeling alright tonight? Don't tell me I need to take your temperature again...
 
Sorry, I'm incapable of anything less than 'amazing'. Are you feeling alright tonight? Don't tell me I need to take your temperature again...

I'm so close to 100% I'll probably fully recover and match your amazing standard.

Speaking of amazing, I saw this video...
 
I'm so close to 100% I'll probably fully recover and match your amazing standard.

Speaking of amazing, I saw this video...

I'd climb a tree, pick coconuts and throw them at her. She's not exactly dancing for me, but it's the closest I can get...
 
I'd climb a tree, pick coconuts and throw them at her. She's not exactly dancing for me, but it's the closest I can get...

I'd believe him every night be tells me he can't remember how to eat a banana and I need to demonstrate
 
He could teach me the dog paddle so we could swim to the neighboring isle.....'The Isle of Lesbos'. We would live like kings...
 
I'd lead him around the island searching for ingredients to make meth.

If we cook it, they will come.
 
I'd lead him around the island searching for ingredients to make meth.

If we cook it, they will come.

I would spend all day and night until the end of our days talking about my favorite ST:TNG episodes and characters. Why is she trying to smash my head in with coconuts? :eek:
 
I would spend all day and night until the end of our days talking about my favorite ST:TNG episodes and characters. Why is she trying to smash my head in with coconuts? :eek:

I would pretend it's Christmas every day and my nutcracker would be our new best friend
 
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