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AnalCreampieGiver
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That's ok lol what would we do with said coconuts?
If you and the Person above you were Stuck On an Island
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That's ok lol what would we do with said coconuts?
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Iceprincess12
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Eating, bowling, new sensational juggling act that will put us on the map...endless possibilities.
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AnalCreampieGiver
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Damn, you definitely have a plan! Lol you can be the ruler of the island
I'd be alone with Ice, because he died in a terrible flaming coconut juggling accident
Sundayschild
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I'd be alone with Ice, because he died in a terrible flaming coconut juggling accident
I'd build a sturdy boat and equip it with supplies. No way am I sharing my island!
Porkwarrior
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I'd build a better raft, recall everything I ever read about ancient Polynesian explorers and navigators, load the boat up with enough coconuts & breadfruit it was groaning...
...then send the rest of y'all to listen to Icy for the next three months and fight amongst yourselves while me and the crabs had the island to ourselves.
Sheesh.
julybaby04
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Invent and new sunscreen.
blazin24
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build a sandcastle with one room
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walkingeagle
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Clean the sandcastle...
I would rise early and catch her fish for breakfast----then wake her with soft carresses
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Iceprincess12
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Time for new fur moccasins
Taegul
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Iceprincess12
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Battle of the Literotica Stars
Build a boat and sail away while those two indulge in repeated cock fights.
Taegul
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Oh Hell no, You're taking me with you. Someone has to rub the sunscreen on your back...
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Iceprincess12
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The creamy white stuff you squirt on me? Oh, is that what it was?
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Iceprincess12
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Instructions say every 2 hours. I should be able to accommodate...
I'm soooo jelly of your socks.
We would circle each other like caged animals, each waiting for the other to make the first move. He would whip out his PENIS, I would take out my gum.
He gets sex and bubble gum day mixed up a lot.
Taegul
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Chewed bubble gum makes for a great condom. That's why I only have 11 kids!
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DAMMIT! We just capsized on another island and the boat is ruined! Those natives are looking at us pretty hungrily. They either want to eat us, or they want to eat us. I'm not sure which...
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Iceprincess12
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Why am I not enough? Why do we need to have hot, sweaty, debased orgies every weekend? I feel so used.
Strip and go see what the native want
