If you and the Person above you were Stuck On an Island

[Taegul]

Why am I not enough? Why do we need to have hot, sweaty, debased orgies every weekend? I feel so used.


Strip and go see what the native want

I got the camera and am filming another hot, sweaty, debased orgy. Those natives look real happy!

 

[Iceprincess12]

I got the camera and am filming another hot, sweaty, debased orgy. Those natives look real happy!

Throw in Johnny Depp...Pirates 3 (not of the Caribbean)

 

[Taegul]

Throw in Johnny Depp...Pirates 3 (not of the Caribbean)

Oh I'll throw Johnny Depp in alright...right into the starving crocodile pit. Walk the plank, Johnny boy!

 

[Iceprincess12]

Oh I'll throw Johnny Depp in alright...right into the starving crocodile pit. Walk the plank, Johnny boy!

Jealousy...like it.

Make love in front of the fire and watch the shadow movie on the hut T is going to get around to fixing...some day.

 

[done_got_old]

Jealousy...like it.

Make love in front of the fire and watch the shadow movie on the hut T is going to get around to fixing...some day.

We play cards and homemade board games. Then we'd discuss books we've read and try our hand a brewing a little moonshine.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

We play cards and homemade board games. Then we'd discuss books we've read and try our hand a brewing a little moonshine.

I suspect that with her background and my background, we could figure out how to get off the island. And then, just as we were ready to leave we'd look at each other and say, "you know, there's no dumbasses here...let's just stay!"

 

[julybaby04]

I suspect that with her background and my background, we could figure out how to get off the island. And then, just as we were ready to leave we'd look at each other and say, "you know, there's no dumbasses here...let's just stay!"

We would have fun...****...****!!!

 

[lakesailer_mi]

We would have fun...****...****!!!

That! yes that!!!!

 

[LucianaGrace]

We would have fun...****...****!!!

Naked sunbathing.

Which may lead to naked please-rub-aloevera-on-me...

 

[walkingeagle]

Naked sunbathing.

Which may lead to naked please-rub-aloevera-on-me...

I would catch fish for her----and rub aloe where she needed it!

 

[papadoc19]

Fishing competition

 

[Iceprincess12]

Thinking about rescue is pointless, I get stranded with him here too often.

We'll do something practical. Build a 7 bedroom, 8 bathroom hut, in ground swimming pool and an exotic animal zoo. We will appreciate it the next time we get stranded.

 

[Taegul]

I'd build the princess her own sand castle surrounded by a moat. Then I would fill the moat. I better drink a lot of water...

Thinking about rescue is pointless, I get stranded with him here too often.

We'll do something practical. Build a 7 bedroom, 8 bathroom hut, in ground swimming pool and an exotic animal zoo. We will appreciate it the next time we get stranded.

 

[Iceprincess12]

I'd build the princess her own sand castle surrounded by a moat. Then I would fill the moat. I better drink a lot of water...

I'm thinking of something crude, so I'll say something nice instead.

I'll hold the hose while you fill my moat.

 

[Taegul]

I'd hold her down and tickle her until she tells me the 'crude' thought.

I'm thinking of something crude, so I'll say something nice instead.

I'll hold the hose while you fill my moat.

 

[Iceprincess12]

I'd hold her down and tickle her until she tells me the 'crude' thought.

Tickle me?? You are just the cutest little thing! I want to carry you in my pocket and pet you all day.

 

[Taegul]

Tickle me?? You are just the cutest little thing! I want to carry you in my pocket and pet you all day.

I'd pimp her out to the natives. One coconut for handjobs, two for blowjobs, three for sex.

 

[LucianaGrace]

I'd pimp her out to the natives. One coconut for handjobs, two for blowjobs, three for sex.

Get up to shenanigans with the rum...

 

[Taegul]

Get up to shenanigans with the rum...

And I'd share with her a cherry cola

 

[cliteatingman]

Get up to shenanigans with the rum...

I wouldn't tell her help was coming

 

[papadoc19]

Plot an escape

 

[Taegul]

Sand castle competition.

 

[ejredlady]

ummmmmm - I'm certain we could come up with something besides a sand castle competition.

 

[WerdNerd]

ummmmmm - I'm certain we could come up with something besides a sand castle competition.

Yep sand castles would be the last thing I would think of.

 

[emsway]

I like the idea of a competition to make the time go by. How about a cooking competition. I'll bet my sand crab stew with a side of rotted seagull tartar would win.