If you and the Person above you were Stuck On an Island

[latecomer91364]

I'd have dinner.

 

[papadoc19]

I'd have dinner.

Chillax

 

[Taegul]

Coconut tossing world championships. Separate competitions for distance, accuracy, and most damage to an opponent's sand castle.

 

[papadoc19]

surf...

 

[Taegul]

Let's go diving for lobster. Mmmmmm....lobster buffet.

 

[papadoc19]

Beach Luau

 

[_valkyrie_]

This island is perfect for a base. He can start working on the forcefield that'll shield and camouflage the entire island from air raids, I'll start recruiting the natives for our super organized military force (just in case) and go over some basic drill exercises and then we'll go over our common points about world domination over tea and biscuits. I'll pass on the lobster.

 

[Taegul]

This island is perfect for a base. He can start working on the forcefield that'll shield and camouflage the entire island from air raids, I'll start recruiting the natives for our super organized military force (just in case) and go over some basic drill exercises and then we'll go over our common points about world domination over tea and biscuits. I'll pass on the lobster.

Well if you don't want the lobster, I'll be the island's mad scientist that crosses the soldiers and lobsters to create hideous aberrations that have the shape of men with a protective shell-like skin and wicked sharp claws for fighting.

 

[_valkyrie_]

I like you. If we ever get into a villain face off, I'll be really sorry having to terminate you.

 

[Taegul]

I like you. If we ever get into a villain face off, I'll be really sorry having to terminate you.

So that's how it is?!?! I'm building a giant slingshot using two palm trees and a very elastic hammock and launching her into shark infested waters!

Don't worry, they are man-eating sharks so women should be safe...

 

[_valkyrie_]

I'll return with a flying, laser-shooting manta ray squad. Don't worry, the lasers don't hurt organic matter.

 

[Taegul]

I'm not worried. I've got my Manatee bikini squad to distract any would-be attackers. Manatees in string bikinis....now that's hot!

 

[_valkyrie_]

I agree. Très sexy. That's why people think mermaids exist. They saw your bikini-clad manatees.

 

[papadoc19]

Re-enact the Blue Lagoon

 

[Taegul]

Cannibal dance party. He can DJ, I'll serve the drinks.

 

[papadoc19]

Incorporate...build a resort

 

[Taegul]

Epic tug of war battle.

 

[Iceprincess12]

Epic tug of war battle.

I'd let him make me a cream pie every night.

 

[Asian_Flower]

I'd let him make me a cream pie every night.

Turn into cannibals

 

[Azuldrgon]

Turn into cannibals

Look at stars with her.

 

[BlackCaramelCreme]

I'd cornrow his hair.

 

[hairball18]

I'd cornrow his hair.

I would make sure we would not be discovered

 

[Taegul]

I would make sure we would not be discovered

Find out if he's hoarding any lasagna. I'm starving!

 

[latecomer91364]

I'd try to figure out a way to get him to do all the hard work.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Use his fingernails to spear fish for food. And probably end up doing all the hard work.