If you and the Person above you were Stuck On an Island

[hotwords229]

Yes, there will be humor. But I will also build you a fire using sticks and stones. I will build you a shelter. I will gather those lobsters to feed you. And I will protect you from the tribe of horny cunn-ibals that live on the island, until the rescue ship arrives.

All I ask in return, is that you tolerate my constant flirtations and innuendos, my tenting loincloth and the glances I steal when I think you're not looking.

And if you want to take a shower, completely nude, under the waterfall while I catch those lobsters in the lagoon . . . well that would be just wonderful!

 

[hotwords229]

I'm very resourceful, especially when there is a pretty lady around.

 

[emsway]

Yes, there will be humor. But I will also build you a fire using sticks and stones. I will build you a shelter. I will gather those lobsters to feed you. And I will protect you from the tribe of horny cunn-ibals that live on the island, until the rescue ship arrives.

All I ask in return, is that you tolerate my constant flirtations and innuendos, my tenting loincloth and the glances I steal when I think you're not looking.

And if you want to take a shower, completely nude, under the waterfall while I catch those lobsters in the lagoon . . . well that would be just wonderful!

I'm very resourceful, especially when there is a pretty lady around.

But if only you could figure out how to make ice cream.

 

[hotwords229]

If you take that nude shower under the waterfall I'll figure out how to make anything you want!

 

[papadoc19]

Play Scrabble

 

[_valkyrie_]

Hunt the cannibals that live there.

 

[hotwords229]

Hunt the cannibals that live there.

They're cunn-ibals they might be hunting you!

Now that's a dangerous game worth playing.

 

[_valkyrie_]

He's got more muscle tissue. Would be the first to be eaten. While simmering in a bubbly cauldron, I'd enact my escape.

 

[just4friends]

I guess we would finally get to know one another

 

[_valkyrie_]

We can work together for a common purpose. Doesn't mean coconut margaritas and braiding each other's hair after running from the cannibals.

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

We can work together for a common purpose. Doesn't mean coconut margaritas and braiding each other's hair after running from the cannibals.

We'd stretch our imaginations to the limit coming up with fantasy battles we fought & won.

 

[Xerxes82]

We would design and build the world's greatest, 54 hole frisbee golf challenge course.

 

[kcRollins]

We would design and build the world's greatest, 54 hole frisbee golf challenge course.

I would keep his hands busy by having him show me how to make origami.

 

[Xerxes82]

I would keep his hands busy by having him show me how to make origami.

I would definitely not be giving up the key to those cuffs...

 

[Taegul]

I say we turn all the coconut trees into stripper poles and invite the native women over for a party. Let's just hope they don't eat us! Unless....oh never mind.

 

[done_got_old]

We'd exchange jokes and wild stories.

 

[Blue_Eyed_Country_Angel]

We would pray for some sex slaves.....

 

[BlackCashmere]

We would pray for some sex slaves.....

We would talk hours and get time to know one another...which would be great as she seems very sweet

 

[lakesailer_mi]

We would talk hours and get time to know one another...which would be great as she seems very sweet

Well, we'd probably try to "out nice" each other!

It would be wonderful.

 

[done_got_old]

Well, we'd probably try to "out nice" each other!

It would be wonderful.

He would be exposed to something new.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

He would be exposed to something new.

She might find I have some surprises myself!

 

[done_got_old]

She might find I have some surprises myself!

Then we'd have a lot of fun!

 

[Stillstiff]

Compare old war stories of our jobs.

 

[Handsonyou]

He better learn to relax, could be here awhile.

 

[ForestFlame]

He better learn to relax, could be here awhile.

fashion some earplugs out of coconut, because he has a booming voice