If you and the Person above you were Stuck On an Island

Melt all the candles she always carries around. Wax is lighter than water. Make a canoe out of it. Escape the island.
 
Proceed to tell him the tale of a stranded valkyrie and the foolish mortal who sunk a perfectly operable wax canoe and the wrath he was promptly subjected in the course of the following weeks.
 
Getting into position.

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The piranhas would have a field day with him, hanging upside down, barely above the water line.
 
I'd make him run everyday on the beach. With luck, a plane would spot the red blur, frantically moving up and down.
 
I'd steal the candles and try anew. With luck, they'll distract one another and I'll be able to paddle away.
 
If it is Vulcan point island we would have a problem.

Its an island in a lake on an Island in a lake in the Philippines.
 
We would have conversations on the things he has taught and the things even he as the professor has learned as a result.
 
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