Secret Crush Service and Matchmaking Support

I’m a full service match making provider and supporter. I want everyone to find love (or at least really hot casual boning) this holiday season.
Asking for my friend. Now what if no one wants to crush on my friend but he really wants to be the object of a cis woman’s desire? Can you make crushes happen for romantically broke dudes?
 
Asking for my friend. Now what if no one wants to crush on my friend but he really wants to be the object of a cis woman’s desire? Can you make crushes happen for romantically broke dudes?
I can encourage them but I can make no promises
 
So uhh…. What’s the success rate of this match making service?

You know it's @Bry1313 's thread right?

When @OrdinaryPerson took over that one week there was some matchmaking

So 0% success then.
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@Bry1313 , can we get some thread stats? Like…how many people have submitted how many crushes? How many matches were made? Of those who were matched, what was their average number of crushes named? I feel like @MischiefMakerAlways would have given us regular stat updates, and @Indie would have given us a spreadsheet and a fabulous butt pic by now 🤭

I was told there would be no math
 
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