Secret Crush Service and Matchmaking Support

[MedicalMuse]

I won't fancy you again Sunday

I’m pretty sure you don’t ever fancy, you just like to harass me

 

[Nicefella]

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As your lawyer I would advise you to edit that statement

No don’t. It’s the internet. You can be legal in several thousand jurisdictions.

 

[Nicefella]

I’m a full service match making provider and supporter. I want everyone to find love (or at least really hot casual boning) this holiday season.

Asking for my friend. Now what if no one wants to crush on my friend but he really wants to be the object of a cis woman’s desire? Can you make crushes happen for romantically broke dudes?

 

[Bry1313]

@Lmizzler you have a secret crush and their simple message is “Hey Sexy, Wanna Mate”?

 

[Bry1313]

Asking for my friend. Now what if no one wants to crush on my friend but he really wants to be the object of a cis woman’s desire? Can you make crushes happen for romantically broke dudes?

I can encourage them but I can make no promises

 

[Lmizzler]

@Lmizzler you have a secret crush and their simple message is “Hey Sexy, Wanna Mate”?

Are those blue jelly beans?

 

[MindYaBitness]

Are those blue jelly beans?

That is obviously a glow in the dark rock. That penguine is the Don Juan of the colony!

 

[Nicefella]

That is obviously a glow in the dark rock. That penguine is the Don Juan of the colony!

Sup

 

[TXRafe]

Are those blue jelly beans?

That is obviously a glow in the dark rock. That penguine is the Don Juan of the colony!

are you really out here having to explain pebbling to your boy? i expected you to be more on top of things than that.

 

[MindYaBitness]

are you really out here having to explain pebbling to your boy? i expected you to be more on top of things than that.

Oh, I'm on top of things....

 

[TXRafe]

Oh, I'm on top of things....

i said things, not him,

 

[MindYaBitness]

i said things, not him,

 

[lindi_85]

I just need a crush who will feed me things and tell me I’m pretty.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Sup

I prefer the historically accurate Don Juan, as seen here

 

[crazychemgirl]

Omg omg omg it’s finally happening

 

[lindi_85]

Omg omg omg it’s finally happening

Do I feed you my homemade nachos or shall I order reburger while I call you pretty

 

[crazychemgirl]

Do I feed you my homemade nachos or shall I order reburger while I call you pretty

*cums

 

[lindi_85]

*cums

Girl, that’s just the main course… wait for dessert at least …

 

[StillRain]

So uhh…. What’s the success rate of this match making service?

 

[Wand3rlust]

So uhh…. What’s the success rate of this match making service?

You know it's @Bry1313 's thread right?

 

[Wriggle]

When @OrdinaryPerson took over that one week there was some matchmaking

 

[StillRain]

You know it's @Bry1313 's thread right?

So 0% success then.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

So uhh…. What’s the success rate of this match making service?

You know it's @Bry1313 's thread right?

When @OrdinaryPerson took over that one week there was some matchmaking

So 0% success then.

@Bry1313 , can we get some thread stats? Like…how many people have submitted how many crushes? How many matches were made? Of those who were matched, what was their average number of crushes named? I feel like @MischiefMakerAlways would have given us regular stat updates, and @Indie would have given us a spreadsheet and a fabulous butt pic by now

I was told there would be no math

 

[Apisto42]

Maybe @Indie can just give us a fabulous butt pic? Brain too dead for maths.

 

[Wriggle]

To be fair, I've ended up with a great woman from this thread.

Bry just enjoys watching us.