hairball18
finding my way
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Tie them to a palm tree when I wasn't, er, keeping them busy...
Or maybe separate palm trees.
Find her some rope.
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Tie them to a palm tree when I wasn't, er, keeping them busy...
Or maybe separate palm trees.
Find her some rope.
I'd plait his hair and make him look purty
Watch him do his aquaman imitation
Play beach soccer
Play beach volleyball, and hopefully be on the same team
If I had my own slave, I'd make him build me a boat, then protect the shoreline from restless natives as I sailed away. Don't worry, I'll send a cab for ya once I make it back to civilization.
Ask him to sacrifice some body hair for kindling.
I like that one!! Funny!!
Ask to borrow his sunglasses, cause its getting hot around here! lol
Ask her how her day went. X
Tell her it was fantastic! And I rocked it in my bathing suit! lol. Oh, and btw, the life guard was a cutie
Sounds like you had all the fun I hoped for. X
*If you were there, it would've been more fun* lol
It was fun...rejuvenating for sure!
Form a tax haven
We could build Doctor Evil's secret underground volcano lair, then rent it out to him for, say....one million dollars. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Go in search of Elizabeth Hurley and Heather Graham.
But in the process, he found me