If you and the Person above you were Stuck On an Island

We'd build an volcano lair for Dr. Evil to use when taking over the world. Alright, papa, I'll need you to capture some sharks off the island and attach fricking laser beams to their heads, alright?
 
I'd have him wrapped around my pinky finger and become my personal servant boy within 3 days. :p
 
Let's build an airstrip so a plane can come get us. I'm so damn sick of coconuts already!
 
Ditto, it would be fun! :)

She'd find a leather BDSM suit and stuff it full of straw and leaves, naming it Fred.

Fred would defeat me in a hotly contested election for VP of the island. And my economic prospects would suffer under their oppressive, iron-fisted tyranny.

But at least they serve the absolute best coconut milk lattes at their franchise of corporate coffee shops.
 
He would regale me with stories about his old life in Georgia. And I would pretend to be regaled.
 
Probably talk about Lit guys, lay out on the beach and get a tan and then try to figure out how to be rescued.
 
Probably off him - he's already dead, so hahaha - no 'double jeopardy' - Yeah, he'd be the TroubledOne then...
 
Probably off him - he's already dead, so hahaha - no 'double jeopardy' - Yeah, he'd be the TroubledOne then...

Cuddle up, snuggle up, be happy with my bestie. Debate on whether we really want to leave...Enjoy the peace and serenity, no taxes, he'll kill the spiders, I'll cook or prepare our meals...
 
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