If you and the Person above you were Stuck On an Island

Oh I was totally gonna call the Coast Guard for you. It's just that my yacht is only 90 feet long and I can't possibly fit both of you on it. You understand I'm sure.

Ash gets no respect!

If the world was fair, Taegul would become a deadite on the Island and I would get to blow his head off for leaving me behind!
 
Oh I was totally gonna call the Coast Guard for you. It's just that my yacht is only 90 feet long and I can't possibly fit both of you on it. You understand I'm sure.

Gave me a good chuckle :p
 
I’d learn his mad skillz[/

Well, apparently I’ve been rescued. So I’d wave to him and Jack from T’s yacht and promise to send help once we’ve finished sailing around the world. Um, is my champagne glass empty?
 
would not mind exploring with her until rescued... the island that is... still must be a gentleman :)
 
Sorry but my yacht is armed with a special version of Lojack. It's called Nojack, and it won't let Jack steal Taegul's bitching yacht. You'll just have to wait for the Coast Guard. We'll remember you....always! *Waves goodbye as he sails off in his bitching yacht*

Steal his yacht that he has stashed on the other side, and sail off without him.
 
Sorry but my yacht is armed with a special version of Lojack. It's called Nojack, and it won't let Jack steal Taegul's bitching yacht. You'll just have to wait for the Coast Guard. We'll remember you....always! *Waves goodbye as he sails off in his bitching yacht*

Wake him up and remind him it’s coconut picking day.
 
I'd grab those two 'coconuts' and squeeze the hell out of 'em :D

You just have to make everything sexual don’t you? It’s not as if my first thought was how much juice can I squeeze from your balls, was it?
 
What are you talking about? I'm so damn thirsty on this tropical island and I've been on this coconut diet for weeks! You got a better idea?

You just have to make everything sexual don’t you? It’s not as if my first thought was how much juice can I squeeze from your balls, was it?
 
What are you talking about? I'm so damn thirsty on this tropical island and I've been on this coconut diet for weeks! You got a better idea?

Oh I’m not falling for that one again!! That hose water tasted nothing like a pineapple slurpee.

We can make faux daiquiries. It’s an island mon, they be havin’ rum (eat your heart out Jar Jar)
 
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