If you and the Person above you were Stuck On an Island

Cuddle up, snuggle up, be happy with my bestie. Debate on whether we really want to leave...Enjoy the peace and serenity, no taxes, he'll kill the spiders, I'll cook or prepare our meals...

I'd carve two spoons and share her Ben & Jerry's and get to know her.
 
I would teach him how to make my world famous turtle soup, and he could teach me how he makes his seagull stew. Then the natives would teach us how they make their cannibal pot pie.
 
We'd forge an economic empire based on the discovery of a very rare seaweed, whose extract is a powerful ally against cerebral degeneration and it is only found on the shores of that island. Patent it, go back home, live off of our royalties.
 
Attack you with hugs, kisses, demands of being satisfied, cuddles and since this is the right setting, a Josephine Baker impersonation.

I would sit back, watch her do her Josephine impression - hopefully in that famous banana skirt, and then start peeling...
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Too slow - don't want to skip anyone:
Make her cum over and over until help arrives

Yeah, um... I'd sit under a palm tree and see who BCC goes to sit with...
 
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