If you and the Person above you were Stuck On an Island

I say we make a swim for it. Unless we stumble into Tom Hanks but I think he already escaped...
 
We would capture all the birds and pigs we could and then play the real life version of Angry Birds. PETA would probably still find us...
 
We would capture all the birds and pigs we could and then play the real life version of Angry Birds. PETA would probably still find us...

Well I work for PETA, so probably share an awkward silence or 12.
 
Yeah, let's not try to convert the locals. I say we swim for it...
 
One of us would be clean cut and the other would have the evil dark goatee, and we would enter into mortal combat for the fate of the entire island.
 
Find some native girls and teach them the positions:

(Courtesy of The Bonzo Dog Doo-dah Band)

Kama, Kama, Kama Sutra with me! Yeah, yay!
Kama, Kama, Kama Sutra with me! Yeah, yay!

We tried position thirty-one
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
It was terrific fun
Uh-huh
In position seventy-two
You were me, and I was you
Uh!
 
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