Drown either myself or him to escape the punsConvince him to sell me his lucky autographed glow in the dark snorkle for 10 coconuts and my last stick of peppermint gum so I can swim away from this damn island
Tie her up to the coconut tree and then inundate her with as many puns as possible until she begs to die... then say more punsDrown either myself or him to escape the puns
Steal the fruit and run before he brings it to someone else
Conspire with panda in a fruit running scheme that will net us millions to escape this damn island for one with creature comforts.
Keep throwing coconuts at him until he moves to the other side of the island.
Ask how we could improve our living situation.
Conspire with him to remove all coconuts from JJ's reach and then use said coconuts to build a raft to escape and don't invite her to escape with us cuz she is meanAsk how we could improve our living situation.
Agree at first with SCP, then get totally distracted and enamored with JJ's coconuts to do anything else.Conspire with him to remove all coconuts from JJ's reach and then use said coconuts to build a raft to escape and don't invite her to escape with us cuz she is mean
Smack @neakman with a dead fish for staring at my coconuts and then shake my head and roll my eyes as I watch him and @SirConradPeckereye attempt to build a raft with just coconuts. Even the monkeys are watching and rolling their eyes.
After @JerseyJade passes out from rolling her eyes to much the monkeys take all her hair and pass it to me. Which I then use to finish my raft. The monkeys, @neakman , and I escape from the island, leaving a bald JJ with Jerry the coconut to shelter herself under.Smack @neakman with a dead fish for staring at my coconuts and then shake my head and roll my eyes as I watch him and @SirConradPeckereye attempt to build a raft with just coconuts. Even the monkeys are watching and rolling their eyes.
where did you get the fish from?Smack @neakman with a dead fish for staring at my coconuts and then shake my head and roll my eyes as I watch him and @SirConradPeckereye attempt to build a raft with just coconuts. Even the monkeys are watching and rolling their eyes.
It swam too close to the shore and I accidentally hit it with a coconut while I was throwing them at SirPeckerHead.
Put his note into a bottle and throw it out to sea, making it the yeast of our problems
Telling him to stay away from me with his yeast problemsPut his note into a bottle and throw it out to sea, making it the yeast of our problems
Rub yeast all over her as she sleeps and then watch her rise in the morning into fluffy deliciousnessTelling him to stay away from me with his yeast problems
I’d thoroughly investigate his tattoos, learn his lit story and try to understand his username.
I'd hope to bring a camera. Relax..enjoy the company
