If you and the Person above you were Stuck On an Island

[Ginmill72]

Have a party indeed.

 

[KamaKamaSutra]

Find some native girls and teach them the positions:

(Courtesy of The Bonzo Dog Doo-dah Band)

Kama, Kama, Kama Sutra with me! Yeah, yay!
Kama, Kama, Kama Sutra with me! Yeah, yay!

We tried position thirty-one
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
It was terrific fun
Uh-huh
In position seventy-two
You were me, and I was you
Uh!

Get his help indoctrinating the locals to the various positions, also, I can't translate anything XD

 

[_valkyrie_]

Someone must carry out the task of negotiating with the natives. I'll volunteer him. I'm too rubbery.

 

[KamaKamaSutra]

Someone must carry out the task of negotiating with the natives. I'll volunteer him. I'm too rubbery.

Offers her services as a warrior in exchange for my position as honored guest. Since I'm handling negotiations

 

[_valkyrie_]

Politely point out if that is really the wisest course of action, given that negotiators who blindly offer the services of someone who is good with blades, without prior consultation, often find themselves a bit stuck into one.

 

[KamaKamaSutra]

Politely point out if that is really the wisest course of action, given that negotiators who blindly offer the services of someone who is good with blades, without prior consultation, often find themselves a bit stuck into one.

Points out her skill with a blade is why she is the best choice for being a warrior, she will raise to the rank of leader very quickly, while I capture the hearts of the people. Soon we could have a very cush life with all the coconuts and fruits we could dream of

 

[_valkyrie_]

So, I've amassed supreme loyalty among the people. What use could you have now, then? Guards, kindly escort him to his new chambers. Enjoy sharing your coconuts with the dungeon rats.


I jest. That'd be cruel to the poor critters.

 

[KamaKamaSutra]

So, I've amassed supreme loyalty among the people. What use could you have now, then? Guards, kindly escort him to his new chambers. Enjoy sharing your coconuts with the dungeon rats.


I jest. That'd be cruel to the poor critters.

I've had worse digs, and I loooove rats! I miss my guys, my last one lived almost 4 years, he just past the other day.

Remember, locking political opposition into prison endears their struggle to the people.

 

[Taegul]

We'd build a miniature golf course for the locals to play.

 

[Taegul]

I would talk to myself a lot.

 

[JerseyJade]

I would talk to myself a lot.

I would make him go find food. I'm hungry!

 

[Jd192235]

I would make him go find food. I'm hungry!

She wouldn’t get much sleep

 

[Plane_Guy]

She wouldn’t get much sleep

He's got a fish already. He's gotta be somewhat useful...

 

[Taegul]

I'd buy a seat and have him fly us out of there.

 

[londonfemme]

Well I work for PETA, so probably share an awkward silence or 12.

Serious? I have a lot of feedback for how PETA could campaign more effectively

 

[Asian_Flower]

Serious? I have a lot of feedback for how PETA could campaign more effectively

Close my eyes and think of England.

 

[Taegul]

I'd make fishing poles for the both of us so we could fish for mermaids.

 

[EmpressJosephine]

I'd make fishing poles for the both of us so we could fish for mermaids.

We'd use his stocking cap to strain the water.

 

[Smoothshavendad]

We'd use his stocking cap to strain the water.

Well wouldn’t that be an interesting experience.

 

[Taegul]

We could try to bring religion to the natives. I'll have the women screaming, "Oh God! Oh God!"

 

[DeckardNYC]

We would build a still

 

[Taegul]

Most epic game of Whack-A-Mole ever.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Have an epic game of rock, paper, scissors, lizard, spock.

 

[mickyp123]

Have an epic game of rock, paper, scissors, lizard, spock.

Tell him to pretend he is an estate agent as they are the only people the local sharks have mutual respect for.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Tell him to pretend he is an estate agent as they are the only people the local sharks have mutual respect for.

Convince him to sell me his lucky autographed glow in the dark snorkle for 10 coconuts and my last stick of peppermint gum so I can swim away from this damn island