ararejewel
Really Really Experienced
- Joined
- May 2, 2016
- Posts
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I would test his boyscout skills. Maybe he could earn one of my badges![]()
Hope it's not a tropical desert island, otherwise she might melt.
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I would test his boyscout skills. Maybe he could earn one of my badges![]()
Hope it's not a tropical desert island, otherwise she might melt.
Play Tigger games
Drink lotsa rum, have a bonfire, have an orgy, just me n him
Order lots of ACME products and construct them together in order to get the Roadrunner.
(Hey I know it might be difficult getting them delivered, but remember the Coyote has no money and he is in the middle of the desert).

Probably be forced to toss him in the ocean for basing my profession off of my username and not my avatar, like the thread says.![]()

Time for battle.
Six on six.
Loser looks for firewood.
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First two weeks would be spent relaxing, like a vacation. After that...
I would screw up every task I was given. He would be beyond frustrated and do it himself.
I would still be on vacation![]()
We would play Extreme Connect Four
Teach him French and that every woman should be addressed as salope
Build a raft?

Sit on the beach and watch her slowly melt.![]()
Teach her manners!![]()
Many have tried!
Teach him to accept what he cannot change![]()
Teach her how to make a life raft from plastic bottles and palm leaves. And a pump to inflate it from found objects and coconuts.
Complain about the color and ask for a yacht instead, lol.
Hope for a 3 d printer to be washed up so she can goddamn make one! I'm off to stick a straw in a coconut and relax under a palm tree.![]()
Poke and prod him until he breaks![]()
obey her every command
Poke and prod him until he breaks![]()
Lick her all over.