If you and the Person above you were Stuck On an Island

[Hornblende]

Subdue and hostile natives

Seek out a secluded spot...

 

[FieryMrningstar]

Seek out a secluded spot...

Find a comfy blanket

 

[GallantWriter]

Find a comfy blanket

Well I doubt I would be getting laid anytime soon

 

[Hornblende]

Well I doubt I would be getting laid anytime soon

Sympathise with GallantWriter, but not too much

 

[GallantWriter]

Sympathise with GallantWriter, but not too much

Thanks man.

 

[FieryMrningstar]

Thanks man.

I's trade my 1 comfy blanket for 2 crying towels. One each for the 2 guys on my island!

 

[GallantWriter]

I's trade my 1 comfy blanket for 2 crying towels. One each for the 2 guys on my island!

What a sweet lady.

 

[MichaelinChina]

What a sweet lady.

Have a go at teaching GallantWriter how to play this game.

 

[Iceprincess12]

Have a go at teaching GallantWriter how to play this game.

Pull up a chair and watch him have a go at Gallant

 

[troubledone]

Pull up a chair and watch him have a go at Gallant

We would remain stuck there

 

[MichaelinChina]

Pull up a chair and watch him have a go at Gallant

Endeavour to explain the concept of numbers and counting, and possible reading comprehension too, to her: there are supposed only to be two people on this island.
(If there were to be 3 we'd have no problem with deciding who to cannibalise).

 

[MichaelinChina]

We would remain stuck there

WE would. You'd fucking fly off and leave us!

 

[Iceprincess12]

We would remain stuck there

Hi Trouble!

Endeavour to explain the concept of numbers and counting, and possible reading comprehension too, to her: there are supposed only to be two people on this island.
(If there were to be 3 we'd have no problem with deciding who to cannibalise).

Assumptions...I would be watching from a closed circuit tv. If we are going to accept the reality of virtual people stuck on an island in sequential order by two's, then a camera is completely reasonable.

 

[troubledone]

Hi Trouble!



Assumptions...I would be watching from a closed circuit tv. If we are going to accept the reality of virtual people stuck on an island in sequential order by two's, then a camera is completely reasonable.

Entice her to get back on mother earth

 

[MichaelinChina]

Hi Trouble!



Assumptions...I would be watching from a closed circuit tv. If we are going to accept the reality of virtual people stuck on an island in sequential order by two's, then a camera is completely reasonable.

Learn that I would never win an argument with this woman.

 

[troubledone]

Learn that I would never win an argument with this woman.

I may teach him the meaning of the word ABOVE
specially when women are around

 

[MichaelinChina]

I may teach him the meaning of the word ABOVE
specially when women are around

Oh...Hi Troubledone...didn't see you there!
ummmm what can we do? Make separate hammocks together.

 

[troubledone]

Oh...Hi Troubledone...didn't see you there!
ummmm what can we do? Make separate hammocks together.

No
learn
to live
and respect
fellow humans
Spatial sensitivity is the term
failing which you shall never
didn't see you there!
beyond a certain stage hurts
the wit

 

[MichaelinChina]

No
learn
to live
and respect
fellow humans
Spatial sensitivity is the term
failing which you shall never
didn't see you there!
beyond a certain stage hurts
the wit

have him teach me poetry. ... and respect for humanity, especially women.

 

[troubledone]

have him teach me poetry. ... and respect for humanity, especially women.

I would not like to be stuck with him anywhere
I rest my case

 

[MichaelinChina]

I would not like to be stuck with him anywhere
I rest my case

True and it's probably mutual..but HYPOTHETICALLY speaking, you are! I am. We are -- stuck on this fucking island together.

So cooperate, build a raft..so we can survive this ordeal. (Note!! )

 

[PeteHulbert37]

True and it's probably mutual..but HYPOTHETICALLY speaking, you are! I am. We are -- stuck on this fucking island together.

So cooperate, build a raft..so we can survive this ordeal. (Note!! )

I would read him the book The Outsiders over and over and over again.

"Stay golden Johnnie"

 

[makemewet69]

I would read him the book The Outsiders over and over and over again.

"Stay golden Johnnie"

We would never get bored

 

[Hornblende]

We would never get bored

I would work on increasing her wetness. And I don't mean I'm going to throw her into the sea.

 

[papadoc19]

We would build a raft and get the hell off the island