If you and the Person above you were Stuck On an Island

[meop79]

Play, in turn, our 'desert island discs' and read, by turns, our 'desert island books'.

Also starve, we'd be too busy talking in riddles to look for food.

 

[MichaelinChina]

Also starve, we'd be too busy talking in riddles to look for food.

Make a pact: never talk in riddles. Learn to make flour, then we make pizza.

 

[meop79]

Make a pact: never talk in riddles. Learn to make flour, then we make pizza.

Note to self: When stranded on desert island with him, do the cooking, he thinks pizza is made of flour and that's it....

 

[MichaelinChina]

Note to self: When stranded on desert island with him, do the cooking, he thinks pizza is made of flour and that's it....

lol...I only had 140 something characters!

Get him to show me how to get the ingredients.

 

[meop79]

Have him be my man Friday.

 

[MichaelinChina]

Have him be my man Friday.

Have him be my man Saturday and Thursday morning, only. (sounds kinda gay doesn't it?)

 

[meop79]

Introduce him to classic literature to enrich his vocabulary and ability to think on his feet.

 

[MichaelinChina]

Introduce him to classic literature to enrich his vocabulary and ability to think on his feet.

Hope that he bought that whole fucking canon (not the ship's cannon ) with him (and kept from being waterlogged) when we had to abandon the sinking fucking ship, so I could read the original fucking source material.

 

[meop79]

Introduce him to the magic of e-book readers and solar battery chargers...

 

[MichaelinChina]

Introduce him to the magic of e-book readers and solar battery chargers...

Hope that along with the whole canon of erudite literature, e-book readers and solar battery chargers, he managed to bring along a FUCKING life raft, maybe even a goddamn cruise ship!

 

[meop79]

Explain to him that the spoon is not really there....

 

[MichaelinChina]

Explain to him that the spoon is not really there....

Ask him to explain, in 25 words or less, why the fucking spoon is not really there.

 

[meop79]

It's all in your head, it's just an illusion.

Then once that was done we could hang out on the beach till we were ready to leave.

 

[MichaelinChina]

It's all in your head, it's just an illusion.

Then once that was done we could hang out on the beach till we were ready to leave.

Hope his lily white skin won't get all sunburned.

 

[meop79]

Hope his lily white skin won't get all sunburned.

Open The Door into Summer and leave him On the Beach.

 

[MichaelinChina]

Open The Door into Summer and leave him On the Beach.

Give him Tim Winton's An Open Swimmer and Robert Drewe's Bay of Contented Men.

 

[meop79]

Eat fish I make him catch, gut, clean, cook, and serve.

 

[MichaelinChina]

Eat fish I make him catch, gut, clean, cook, and serve.

Keep from him the lobster thermidor, the oysters kilpatrick and the scallops I pan fried. seeya

 

[meop79]

High fives in style, then ride dolphins off into the sunset.

 

[jj72uk_]

Drink rum, catch some sea turtles, use our hair to lash them together and escape the island

 

[Iceprincess12]

Drink rum, catch some sea turtles, use our hair to lash them together and escape the island

Drink tea, catch & release some fish, braid each other's hair and hope no one rescues us.

 

[Workingman0315]

Offer her a massage and hope she says yes

 

[Leigh81]

After he builds a fire & shelter I'd need a massage

L

 

[Workingman0315]

Would gladly offer you one

 

[cheshireguy]

After he builds a fire & shelter I'd need a massage

L

Would talk finance for a bit before realising it would not really achieve much