If you and the Person above you were Stuck On an Island

[L8tnIt]

She could live like a Queen as I'd do all of the nifty cool Survival Stuff* to keep us alive!

*Authentic Professional Terminology*

 

[Iceprincess12]

Accidently spill salt on him to see if he burns.

 

[Taegul]

Accidently spill salt on him to see if he burns.

Ice floats, so I'd ride her to the mainland.

Heh...ride her....

 

[Iceprincess12]

Ice floats, so I'd ride her to the mainland.

Heh...ride her....

Check his pants nightly to make sure he isn't hiding bananas

 

[Taegul]

Check his pants nightly to make sure he isn't hiding bananas

I'd laugh at her for thinking that I wear pants.

 

[Iceprincess12]

I'd laugh at her for thinking that I wear pants.

Up your skirt then

I would sleep soundly when he is on watch because he would never fall asleep on me...

 

[Taegul]

Up your skirt then

I would sleep soundly when he is on watch because he would never fall asleep on me...

If I was 'on' her, I definitely would not be falling asleep.

I would draw her emojis in the sand...

 

[Aliceinchains36]

Up your skirt then

I would sleep soundly when he is on watch because he would never fall asleep on me...

I'd eat her

And I'll just let her wonder which definition of eat I'm talking about

 

[Taegul]

I'd eat her

And I'll just let her wonder which definition of eat I'm talking about

I'd bring the dipping sauces. Wait, is this the picnic thread?

 

[Iceprincess12]

I'd bring the dipping sauces. Wait, is this the picnic thread?

We would play a guy, a girl and a mug

 

[Taegul]

We would play a guy, a girl and a mug

I would show her my collection of lesbian porn, but she's probably already collected it all...

 

[Iceprincess12]

I would show her my collection of lesbian porn, but she's probably already collected it all...

No one collect porn, they dl it! Some wise guy told me that

I'd have him act out his favorite lesbian scene with the banana I found last night.

 

[Taegul]

No one collect porn, they dl it! Some wise guy told me that

I'd have him act out his favorite lesbian scene with the banana I found last night.

I'd feed her the banana after I was done violating it.

 

[Iceprincess12]

I'd feed her the banana after I was done violating it.

I don't eat banana's. I don't like the taste.

We would have a small intimate ceremony and renew our vows.

 

[Ashtowngirl]

I don't eat banana's. I don't like the taste.

We would have a small intimate ceremony and renew our vows.

We would make love on the sand as the sun sets and the water kisses our skin

 

[MichaelinChina]

We would make love on the sand as the sun sets and the water kisses our skin

We would pray together every day that global warming doesn't occur and submerge our island, before we had an ocean-going boat made.

 

[Iceprincess12]

We would play ispy in the most non-sexual way possible

 

[MichaelinChina]

We would play ispy in the most non-sexual way possible

We would play Twister in the most non-sexual way possible.

 

[Iceprincess12]

We would play Twister in the most non-sexual way possible.

We would compete to be first in anything possible and yes...sex would be a non-sexual weapon

 

[MichaelinChina]

We would compete to be first in anything possible and yes...sex would be a non-sexual weapon

We would have Most Interesting Beachcombing Item Found daily.

 

[Iceprincess12]

We would have Most Interesting Beachcombing Item Found daily.

We would make sandcastles in the sky so our hands wouldn't get dirty

 

[MichaelinChina]

We would make sandcastles in the sky so our hands wouldn't get dirty

we would give up on our efforts to making soap...

 

[Iceprincess12]

we would give up on our efforts to making soap...

We would each swear we don't have toothpaste, but our breath would be minty fresh every day.

 

[girlyboi85]

We would each swear we don't have toothpaste, but our breath would be minty fresh every day.

We'd settle the pink or red debate for good.

 

[Iceprincess12]

We'd settle the pink or red debate for good.

We would start the quest for the best shade