If you and the Person above you were Stuck On an Island

Conceive of the most implausible ways to get killed under the most surreal circumstances, in alphabetical order, naturally.
 
we would relax, drink cool refreshing beverages, not mention any brand names or any specific foods.

"Hey Michael, dinner tonight is a delicious al dente flour based food. I boiled it and shredded some aged products that come from a cow. Our protein source is a water based vertebrate cooked slowly over the fire"
 
Thread killer, cereal killer, natural born killer...

I'm hiding my bobbins, cap'n crunch and am now a test tube baby.

:)
 
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