If you and the Person above you were Stuck On an Island

I'd make her scream for help...now I wonder how I could get her to scream? hmmm...

Send an alert or something...I was off trolling the personals!!!

Spiders make me scream.

We would have three legged races and always win!!!!
 
Send an alert or something...I was off trolling the personals!!!

Spiders make me scream.

We would have three legged races and always win!!!!

I already have a third leg :cool:

We would throw crabs at the coconuts to knock them off the tree.
 
I would perform nightly exorcisms on myself, sleep in a ring of salt and read my bible every day

:D
 
I wouldn't be so selfish...I'd let her eat me!

You know very well I am a lacto-ovo, gluten free vegetarian.

Show him the dark side of the island where he can spend special time with his pet cucumber
 
You know very well I am a lacto-ovo, gluten free vegetarian.

Show him the dark side of the island where he can spend special time with his pet cucumber

Well if she's a vegetarian, I better share the cucumber. I'll take one end and you take the other. Meet ya halfway!
 
Well if she's a vegetarian, I better share the cucumber. I'll take one end and you take the other. Meet ya halfway!

This is exactly like the movies. Lady and the tramp spaghetti scene. I will peel my side before eating it.

Fish for geoduck and show him 12"
 
we would build a small raft with a life vest
then we would have a vote who would wear the life vest
 
We would cut the life vest in two and make two tiny rafts. Fuck a vote! That would (like US elections) take months!

no it wont
we'll follow examples from 3rd world countries

you would get 1 vote
i would get 100 votes
and after we are rescued you'll ask yourself how did he get 100 votes when just the two of us in that island :confused:
 
no it wont
we'll follow examples from 3rd world countries

you would get 1 vote
i would get 100 votes
and after we are rescued you'll ask yourself how did he get 100 votes when just the two of us in that island :confused:

Offer to buy those 100 votes from you and win the whole life vest, then float away before a commission of inquiry is held into the conduct of the vote!
 
Offer to buy those 100 votes from you and win the whole life vest, then float away before a commission of inquiry is held into the conduct of the vote!

you cant lose and then buy the votes after u are rescued :p besides i wont sell my votes :D i dont think corruption works that way :D
 
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