If you and the Person above you were Stuck On an Island

[Taegul]

Thread killer, cereal killer, natural born killer...

I'm hiding my bobbins, cap'n crunch and am now a test tube baby.

I'd make her scream for help...now I wonder how I could get her to scream? hmmm...

 

[Iceprincess12]

I'd make her scream for help...now I wonder how I could get her to scream? hmmm...

Send an alert or something...I was off trolling the personals!!!

Spiders make me scream.

We would have three legged races and always win!!!!

 

[Taegul]

Send an alert or something...I was off trolling the personals!!!

Spiders make me scream.

We would have three legged races and always win!!!!

I already have a third leg

We would throw crabs at the coconuts to knock them off the tree.

 

[Iceprincess12]

I already have a third leg

We would throw crabs at the coconuts to knock them off the tree.

Why do you insist on bring up your std?

We would play-Who is the better lover? I win!!!

 

[prdigy666]

Why do you insist on bring up your std?

We would play-Who is the better lover? I win!!!

We'd repopulate the island in a few years lol

 

[Espyordeny]

Aww ... baby department closed sometime ago!

 

[prdigy666]

We'd try anyways

 

[Iceprincess12]

I would perform nightly exorcisms on myself, sleep in a ring of salt and read my bible every day

 

[phil_o]

Fuck her, kill her cook her

 

[Iceprincess12]

Fuck her, kill her cook her

Dinner first...

I'd shave my head, wouldn't want him to choke on a hairball

 

[Taegul]

Dinner first...

I'd shave my head, wouldn't want him to choke on a hairball

I wouldn't be so selfish...I'd let her eat me!

 

[Iceprincess12]

I wouldn't be so selfish...I'd let her eat me!

You know very well I am a lacto-ovo, gluten free vegetarian.

Show him the dark side of the island where he can spend special time with his pet cucumber

 

[EmpressJosephine]

You know very well I am a lacto-ovo, gluten free vegetarian.

Show him the dark side of the island where he can spend special time with his pet cucumber

I'd have Ice to pour coconut milk over.

 

[Taegul]

You know very well I am a lacto-ovo, gluten free vegetarian.

Show him the dark side of the island where he can spend special time with his pet cucumber

Well if she's a vegetarian, I better share the cucumber. I'll take one end and you take the other. Meet ya halfway!

 

[phil_o]

Dinner first...

I'd shave my head, wouldn't want him to choke on a hairball

LOL, I would weave your hair to use as a napkin

 

[Iceprincess12]

Well if she's a vegetarian, I better share the cucumber. I'll take one end and you take the other. Meet ya halfway!

This is exactly like the movies. Lady and the tramp spaghetti scene. I will peel my side before eating it.

Fish for geoduck and show him 12"

 

[Iceprincess12]

LOL, I would weave your hair to use as a napkin

The best I can do is french braid

Drink juice so I taste sweet

 

[phil_o]

The best I can do is french braid

Drink juice so I taste sweet

And where do you suggest I start my feast?

 

[papadoc19]

Build epic sand castles

 

[MichaelinChina]

Build epic sand castles

Hope that he wouldn't waste time building epic sandcastles and instead help me think of ways to get off the goddamned island!

 

[NYC_Man]

we would build a small raft with a life vest
then we would have a vote who would wear the life vest

 

[MichaelinChina]

we would build a small raft with a life vest
then we would have a vote who would wear the life vest

We would cut the life vest in two and make two tiny rafts. Fuck a vote! That would (like US elections) take months!

 

[NYC_Man]

We would cut the life vest in two and make two tiny rafts. Fuck a vote! That would (like US elections) take months!

no it wont
we'll follow examples from 3rd world countries

you would get 1 vote
i would get 100 votes
and after we are rescued you'll ask yourself how did he get 100 votes when just the two of us in that island

 

[MichaelinChina]

no it wont
we'll follow examples from 3rd world countries

you would get 1 vote
i would get 100 votes
and after we are rescued you'll ask yourself how did he get 100 votes when just the two of us in that island

Offer to buy those 100 votes from you and win the whole life vest, then float away before a commission of inquiry is held into the conduct of the vote!

 

[NYC_Man]

Offer to buy those 100 votes from you and win the whole life vest, then float away before a commission of inquiry is held into the conduct of the vote!

you cant lose and then buy the votes after u are rescued besides i wont sell my votes i dont think corruption works that way