If you came with a warning label 🏷

[MrMakersMark]

My poker face absolutely sucks.

I can't control my face if someone within earshot says something ridiculous, including myself - which is why I seldom speak.


Avoid me at the party/orgy.
I will unintentionally embarrass us all with my crinkled brow and "wtf??!!" eyes.

 

[barefootgirl69]

My poker face absolutely sucks.

I can't control my face if someone within earshot says something ridiculous, including myself - which is why I seldom speak.


Avoid me at the party/orgy.
I will unintentionally embarrass us all with my crinkled brow and "wtf??!!" eyes.

We need to go people watching at the mall.

 

[MrMakersMark]

We need to go people watching at the mall.

Negative, Ghost Rider!
The pattern is full!!

 

[bunny4med]

Energenic.
You might have a hard time keeping up.

 

[TongueLust]

I'll come at you like carbon monoxide.

 

[cocokittysurprise]

Warning: Do not use hands to check for leaks.

 

[Sexydrana]

Warning: May share random theories and will bug you to let her read your full natal chart in astrology and annoy you to pull some tarot cards on you

 

[Mike198042]

Warning, quiet and unassuming, but may cause sudden explosions.

 

[MarcUK]

Warning. Looks even better naked

 

[barefootgirl69]

Proceed with Caution when she's tired or just waking.

 

[Yours4TheTalkin]

Warning: Nicer & more fun than her RBF might imply.

 

[CuriousInAR78]

"Please feel free to use me as a punching bag, everyone else does"

 

[Xerxes82]

Radioactive. Wear appropriate PPE before handling.

 

[AmberLGreen]

Wear appropriate safety gear when exploring the cave

 

[j769]

Warning: May Cause Addiction

 

[Abeona1]

"Please feel free to use me as a punching bag, everyone else does"

Please don't say that. Have looked to see your profile but nothing was there.

Have been a human punching bag by someone who is supposed to love me.

I'm a surviver, not a victim, and for every last bruise he gave me, he made me stronger.

I'm surprised they let you use that.

 

[Norfolkguy49]

Handle with care may combust

 

[LucieLou007]

Approach with caution

 

[Noone45]

Very sensitive, handle with care

 

[PotNoodle79]

Warning: mild to severe irritant. And won't like your music.

 

[Abeona1]

Do not disturb.
She will bite

 

[MarcUK]

Warning. Currently full of cold

 

[kreemi_pi]

Open other end.

 

[Chillygirl]

My poker face absolutely sucks.

I can't control my face if someone within earshot says something ridiculous, including myself - which is why I seldom speak.


Avoid me at the party/orgy.
I will unintentionally embarrass us all with my crinkled brow and "wtf??!!" eyes.

We’ll silently judge together and let our faces do all the talking! I love those silent conversations

 

[Wand3rlust]

Do not open.