If you came with a warning label 🏷

[subdudeme13]

Punishes with pleasure

 

[Wand3rlust]

May be liable to bristle without warning.

Handle with care.

 

[Tallulah82]

Mouth and mind runs faster than the body. The clumsiness is probably equal, though.

 

[Fivemagicbeans]

Old school romantic lol

 

[barefootgirl69]

I will bite you!

 

[BongoGal]

I did come with a warning label. Lemme tell ya, that was one sexy warning label.

 

[ChloeOfCascadia]

What would it say?

Mine would say she’s FINE (fucked up, insecure, neurotic, emotional) and does not communicate well. *and petty....very petty

Ha taken quite a lot of emotional damage, but also, is willing to discuss any topic with you.

The bolded applies to me a lot. I feel I am actually dealing with it quite well, but it is rather a lot, so, sometimes I do break down emotionally and having someone there to help pick up the pieces would be wonderful.

So, warning, I may need some help putting my heart or psyche back together on occasion.

 

[PotNoodle79]

Will only put in the energy he gets back

 

[Cat]

No. She will drive you mad.

 

[fool4u]

Caution: Prone to grumpiness, after even short periods without affirmation hugs!

 

[OldDirtyAltGuy]

******WARNING******

Don't fuck the alt. They will keep returning to you.

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

No. She will drive you mad.

I ride I willing to risk!

 

[Hardnfast93]

Comes with an ass that won't quit. Fuck at your own leisure lol

 

[Madhatter02]

Open at your own risk

 

[beachlights44]

Inflate at your own risk

 

[dingdongditchding]

What would it say?

Mine would say she’s FINE (fucked up, insecure, neurotic, emotional) and does not communicate well. *and petty....very petty

I can relate. I would prob say your first impression of me is prob wrong.

 

[dingdongditchding]

Mouth and mind runs faster than the body. The clumsiness is probably equal, though.

definitely, talking to fast, clumsy as hell, putting words in the wrong order, fast as lightning (moving to fast)

 

[Wand3rlust]

 

[Tallulah82]

Will only put in the energy he gets back

Bollocks. I send you videos of my jiggly boobs at least once a week and do I ever get one back? Pfft.

 

[Hugo_Agogo_UK]

Bollocks. I send you videos of my jiggly boobs at least once a week and do I ever get one back? Pfft.

You had me at “bollocks”

 

[RDM97756]

Warning: puts family first, you may not be his top priority.

 

[VikingPhoenixx]

Trust with your life, not your wife.

 

[angelofthenorth]

If at first you don't succeed, redefine success

 

[ashesatwork]

Always cold

 

[Fivemagicbeans]

Constantly smiling