If you came with a warning label 🏷

[UsuallyPresent]

Psychoactive Material. Handle with caution.

 

[angelofthenorth]

I am not out of fuckin control, I like to think of myself as a free spirit

 

[mnbreastluver]

Warning: Will definitely overthink things (but looks cool doing it)

 

[Cwtchseeker]

Warning - struggles without regular cuddles

 

[angelofthenorth]

Friends are like Boobs
You've got big ones,small ones,real ones ,or fake ones

 

[snexxer]

Friends are like Boobs
You've got big ones,small ones,real ones ,or fake ones

I guarantee i have no friends i want to motorboat. Well none ill mention here.

Boobs are like lego, made for kids, played with by dads.

My warning is.
Occasionally will shock you with something really intelligent and interesting, however sarcasm and idiocy is general setting.

 

[angelofthenorth]

I must warn you, my inner child is a mean little shit

 

[snexxer]

If im not meant to look, why did god give me eyes!

 

[CJamarous]

Going to follow in @Chillygirl's original post format and go with this: SPIRITED (Secretly Perverted Imagination, Ravenous yet, Insecure Tendencies, Erotic Delusions)

And in general, I'm just an over sharer

 

[angelofthenorth]

If I manage to survive the rest of the week, I want my straitjacket to be hot pink, and my helmet to sparkle

 

[angelofthenorth]

Never approach a Bull from the front
A horse from the back
or an idiot from any direction

 

[mnbreastluver]

Hangry (approach with snacks)

 

[LeSabreur]

Warning: Will spontaneously adopt your accent.

 

[Chillygirl]

Warning: easily distracted…may take several side stories to tell one story in its entirety.

 

[mnbreastluver]

Warning: easily distracted…may take several side stories to tell one story in its entirety.

Good one. I do that all the time too.

Warning: May spontaneously burst into song.
With a very bad voice.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

🏷 If given a onesie, will wear it all day as often as possible

 

[Bigbutathletic]

Warning: Could self isolate any given day

 

[LeSabreur]

WARNING: Flirts when tipsy. It's embarrassing.

 

[Dom70]

Has impeccable manners....treats dates with respect....touches tenderly...communicates openly and honestly, leading to trust and vulnerability...values his friends...is considered a true gentleman.
Yet...is not always appreciated for being this way. Gets hurt

 

[CJamarous]

Warning: Will dance when drunk, like I THINK I know how to dance....also embarrassing and no one should be subjected to such atrocities

 

[SimonSex]

Allergic to nothing, so come at me with something.

 

[PotNoodle79]

Appears to currently be in possession of an immune system weaker than a baby sloth.

 

[Cwtchseeker]

Warning - is too awake for New Years Day morning but still needs more coffee

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Guarantee to suffocate you...... With her garote.

 

[Hyacinthus151]

Warning: Uses excessive amounts of water in the shower.