If you could have...

[Boxlicker101]

How about Mrs. Peel from "The Avengers"?

The first time I saw her, I described her as "petite" and was very surprised to later learn that she was quite large. In a very sexy way.

 

[Mari J]

Trillian.



Oh, but not the movie Trillian. Ugh.

 

[rgraham666]

How about Mrs. Peel from "The Avengers"?

The first time I saw her, I described her as "petite" and was very surprised to later learn that she was quite large. In a very sexy way.

Oh God! I'm getting old!

How could I have forgotten Mrs. Peel? The first woman I ever loved.

 

[Stella_Omega]

When I was a kid, it was Robin Hood, and later, Batman.
In both cases, though, I wanted to BE them- probably more than I wanted them to be my boyfriends...
Nothings changed...

 

[Blackie Malone]

Quasimodo, the hunchback. I have a thing for misunderstood and tragic bellringers in love with hot gypsy chicks that can never have.

 

[Stella_Omega]

Quasimodo, the hunchback. I have a thing for misunderstood and tragic bellringers in love with hot gypsy chicks that can never have.

And lucky indeed are the hunchbacks!

 

[Blackie Malone]

And lucky indeed are the hunchbacks!

Oh Esmerelda, I plead sanctuary for you any day.

 

[Stella_Omega]

Oh Esmerelda, I plead sanctuary for you any day.

"What hump?"

 

[Blackie Malone]

"What hump?"

Don't look at my hump and I won't stare at your knockers.

 

[Stella_Omega]

Don't look at my hump and I won't stare at your knockers.

vould you like to Hroll in ze hay?

 

[Blackie Malone]

vould you like to Hroll in ze hay?

Quasi might get upset.....because.......He vas my boyfriend!!!

 

[Stella_Omega]

Quasi might get upset.....because.......He vas my boyfriend!!!

LOOOOVE, sweet myst'ry of life, at last I've found you....

Well, we've done "Young Frankenstien in five minutes"
what's next?

 

[Blackie Malone]

LOOOOVE, sweet myst'ry of life, at last I've found you....

Well, we've done "Young Frankenstien in five minutes"
what's next?

LOL...I was just about to put on the Reeeeetz.

I can recite almost all of "A Chistmas Story" but we need a seperate thread for that.........sorry Earl.

 

[yui]

LOL...I was just about to put on the Reeeeetz.

I can recite almost all of "A Chistmas Story" but we need a seperate thread for that.........sorry Earl.

All I can remember from "A Christmas Story" is that you'll put your eye out. And jingaw bews, jingaw bews ...

And don't apologize - the thread lives. That's all anyone can hope for.

 

[entitled]

Nobody move or de black man gets it!

 

[Blackie Malone]

All I can remember from "A Christmas Story" is that you'll put your eye out. And jingaw bews, jingaw bews ...

And don't apologize - the thread lives. That's all anyone can hope for.

I just don't want to have to stick my tongue on a flag pole at recess.

 

[yui]

I just don't want to have to stick my tongue on a flag pole at recess.

And "Fra-jill-ee". I can't see a box that says "fragile" and not say "It's from Fra-jill-ee" in my head.

 

[Blackie Malone]

And "Fra-jill-ee". I can't see a box that says "fragile" and not say "It's from Fra-jill-ee" in my head.

LOL...me either......"It reminds me of the 4th of July"

 

[yui]

LOL...me either......"It reminds me of the 4th of July"

And the kid in the snowsuit. Weeping.

 

[Blackie Malone]

And the kid in the snowsuit. Weeping.

He lay there like a slug, it was his only defense.

 

[yui]

He lay there like a slug, it was his only defense.

Sounds like losing your virginity.

 

[Blackie Malone]

Sounds like losing your virginity.

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

 

[yui]

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

But did you get a t-shirt?

 

[Blackie Malone]

But did you get a t-shirt?

Nah, just a keychain.

 

[yui]

Nah, just a keychain.

That sucks.

I got rug-burn and a t-shirt. It said, "Go, Devils!"

The shirt, not the rug-burn.