If You Met The Litster Above You In a Dark Alley, WWYD?

[AverageGary]

Ask her if she wants to grab a bite to eat and hang out.

See if she wants to stop in for a drink. I'm all about new friends.

Sees if I can escourt them out of the alley and treat for appetizers and drinks

 

[Taegul]

Sees if I can escourt them out of the alley and treat for appetizers and drinks

I'd shine the bat signal in the sky to be rescued my Batman. He's not really the hero I deserve, but he's the hero I need....or some cheesy shit quote like that....

 

[papadoc19]

Keep walking

 

[Leigh81]

Keep walking

Have him take me for a drink.....just because

L

 

[boss302500]

Have him take me for a drink.....just because

L

I would offer to take her to dinner

 

[Iceprincess12]

Stop, drop and roll

 

[ImSinister]

Motorboat!

 

[MagicaPractica]

Motorboat!

Suggest coffee, the only alley I pass through is on the way to a coffee house.

 

[papadoc19]

Suggest coffee, the only alley I pass through is on the way to a coffee house.

See if I could get her to smile by singing "Why you gotta be so rude?"

 

[starrynightin64]

See if I could get her to smile by singing "Why you gotta be so rude?"

Have him help me find a really great place to get a burger.
craving a burger & fries for some reason this afternoon.

 

[Spenser41]

Have him help me find a really great place to get a burger.
craving a burger & fries for some reason this afternoon.

Oh be relieved that it was her and that a big hug was coming her and my way.

 

[SweetCupcake]

Oh be relieved that it was her and that a big hug was coming her and my way.

Sit on his lap and ask him to sing and tell me stories . . .

 

[jusgoodcleanfun]

Sit on his lap and ask him to sing and tell me stories . . .

Ice her cake

 

[greeneyedvirgin]

Ice her cake

Sit down and read Calvin and Hobbes with him.

 

[Spenser41]

Sit on his lap and ask him to sing and tell me stories . . .

Oh I would sing to you alright... sweet nothings into that sweet ear of yours..

 

[KarenB59]

Oh I would sing to you alright... sweet nothings into that sweet ear of yours..

Nothing. He's to busy singing to someone else.

 

[KentuckyDom1971]

I am sure I would smile and introduce myself!

 

[papadoc19]

Ask him why he is just wearing a towel

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

Ask him why he is just wearing a towel

show him how a Tarheel mugs a Bullldawg.....Lol.

 

[Deleted member 1306910]

Miss her because I was busy talking to Papadoc...then apologize...

 

[SarcasticDarlin]

Throw him a bone.

Regale him with stories of how I keep running into him online in different places whilst trying to convince him I'm not a stalker.

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

Miss her because I was busy talking to Papadoc...then apologize...

 

[Deleted member 1306910]

Regale him with stories of how I keep running into him online in different places whilst trying to convince him I'm not a stalker.

This deserved a reply lol

I would tell her she can be my stalker any time, as long as she announces herself when hiding in my closet.

I would ask her to dance, and when she said there was no music, would sing her the words to the tune.

 

[EmpressJosephine]

This deserved a reply lol

I would tell her she can be my stalker any time, as long as she announces herself when hiding in my closet.



I would ask her to dance, and when she said there was no music, would sing her the words to the tune.

Dressed like that, I might not notice.

 

[papadoc19]

Ask her if I can go to the party she is attending