If You Met The Litster Above You In a Dark Alley, WWYD?

[done_got_old]

Hug him for coming to the aid of a frightened old lady.

 

[papadoc19]

Hug him for coming to the aid of a frightened old lady.

Offer to walk her home

 

[mwmnpa]

Offer to walk her home

Nothing, because he'd be running away.

 

[Taegul]

Nothing, because he'd be running away.

I would clap my hands just in case the dark alleyway lights are installed with The Clapper. Then when I realize they aren't, I would awkwardly keep clapping as I sheepishly backpedal my way out of the alley.

 

[may_I_please]

I would clap my hands just in case the dark alleyway lights are installed with The Clapper. Then when I realize they aren't, I would awkwardly keep clapping as I sheepishly backpedal my way out of the alley.

I'd bow

Clearly

There's applause after all

 

[Taegul]

I'd bow

Clearly

There's applause after all

I'd cheer for an encore. I want to see that again!

Wait, what did I just see? It's too dark in here. *Claps the lights on*

 

[starrynightin64]

I'd cheer for an encore. I want to see that again!

Wait, what did I just see? It's too dark in here. *Claps the lights on*

Watch to see who he's stalking.
Then wait for the entertainment to begin.

 

[mwmnpa]

Watch to see who he's stalking.
Then wait for the entertainment to begin.

Take her to a diner that has 24 hour breakfast!

 

[emsway]

Take her to a diner that has 24 hour breakfast!

Ask him if he had a flashlight on him.

 

[ydahecnot]

I'd be freaked out by anyone above me in an alley

 

[base10]

Ask him if he had a flashlight on him.

wonder if she was still wearing thigh high boots

 

[KarenB59]

I'd be freaked out by anyone above me in an alley

Put on a pair of sunglasses

 

[PeteHulbert37]

Put on a pair of sunglasses

Show her the way out of the alley and to a quaint restaurant with good food and good company.

 

[makemewet69]

Show her the way out of the alley and to a quaint restaurant with good food and good company.

Back him against the cool brick wall of a building and suck his dick

 

[mwmnpa]

Show her the way out of the alley and to a quaint restaurant with good food and good company.

Club him like a a baby seal, if he used that name.

 

[PeteHulbert37]

Back him against the cool brick wall of a building and suck his dick

She'd get my d in her v!!

 

[neci]

pee..

 

[walkingeagle]

pee..

Show her my nuts--

 

[MagicaPractica]

Show her my nuts--

Ask for an escort to my car.

 

[walkingeagle]

Ask for an escort to my car.

Walk her to her car---

 

[SweetCupcake]

Walk her to her car---

Give him some bait.

 

[Azuldrgon]

Give him some bait.

escort her to a safer place....

 

[done_got_old]

I'd beg him to lead me to a safe place.

 

[Azuldrgon]

I'd beg him to lead me to a safe place.

And I would.

 

[talkcummingtome]

Ask what was going on and proceed with caution.