If You Met The Litster Above You In a Dark Alley, WWYD?

[SweetSara86]

Arrest him for walking in public without pants

Hide behind the dumpster and giggle while he puts Stu in cuffs

 

[stu_gats_2000]

wonder why I let SS take my pants.. now I am in cuffs ... hey wait we going clubbing or something... Squirrel ... and run from popo

 

[SweetSara86]

wonder why I let SS take my pants.. now I am in cuffs ... hey wait we going clubbing or something... Squirrel ... and run from popo

LOL.....meet me at the club down the block

 

[stu_gats_2000]

LOL.....meet me at the club down the block

Hoping she has key... meeting her down the block

 

[boss302500]

What squirrel?

 

[SweetSara86]

Hoping she has key... meeting her down the block

I hope that squirrel isn't following us what's a squirrel doing in an alley in the city anyway?

 

[lowphat]

I hope that squirrel isn't following us what's a squirrel doing in an alley in the city anyway?

Steal her beer, and head for camp

 

[stu_gats_2000]

I hope that squirrel isn't following us what's a squirrel doing in an alley in the city anyway?

lol squirrels like to find and hide nuts

hahaha

 

[SweetSara86]

Steal her beer, and head for camp

You'll just be stealing your own beer back. So HA!

lol squirrels like to find and hide nuts

hahaha

Must be an inside joke. But it's still funny

 

[yellowrocket]

Say something that'd probably come across as creepy and cause her to walk the other way

 

[iLackBrainCells]

Say something that'd probably come across as creepy and cause her to walk the other way

I'd ask for directions to the nearest pub.

 

[Xerxes82]

I'd ask for directions to the nearest pub.

Offer a brain in a jar. This one here is good... Abby Normal...

 

[ElizabethWest]

Offer a brain in a jar. This one here is good... Abby Normal...

Flash a shiny object

 

[RoyceConnors]

Flash a shiny object

dark places for dark deeds

 

[*Twisted*]

dark places for dark deeds

Toss him a beer and discuss scooters

 

[beachbaby179]

Toss him a beer and discuss scooters

Hang onto his arm. Dark alleys give me the creeps.

 

[Xerxes82]

Hang onto his arm. Dark alleys give me the creeps.

Say hi and try not to look like I want an invitation to her beach party...

 

[ForestFlame]

Say hi and try not to look like I want an invitation to her beach party...

Pluck him hard

 

[KarenB59]

Pluck him hard

Give her a friendly hug.

 

[weekender43]

Give her a friendly hug.

Save her from the blood sucking vampires!

 

[SweetSara86]

Save her from the blood sucking vampires!

Very nicely ask him for directions

 

[weekender43]

Very nicely ask him for directions

Lead her out of the alley, then point her in the right direction.

 

[ForestFlame]

Lead her out of the alley, then point her in the right direction.

Jump on his back and nibble his ear

 

[KarenB59]

Lead her out of the alley, then point her in the right direction.

Thank him for saving me from the blood sucking vampire but assuring him I doubt she wants my old blood.

 

[ForestFlame]

Thank him for saving me from the blood sucking vampire but assuring him I doubt she wants my old blood.

grab her arm and take her to the nearest bar so we can get smashed and talk about boys!