If You Met The Litster Above You In a Dark Alley, WWYD?

[Azuldrgon]

Take him to the premier of the Flip Flop Showdown that I filmed earlier in the alley.

*pulls out a rose*

 

[starrynightin64]

*pulls out a rose*

I'd get a hug and see if we could go find some coffee & breakfast at an all night diner then catch up.

 

[Xerxes82]

I'd get a hug and see if we could go find some coffee & breakfast at an all night diner then catch up.

I'd say hi and introduce myself. Hi!

 

[papadoc19]

Ask for the directions to his hidden Persian treasuries

 

[SweetSara86]

Keep walking, but pick up the pace.

Put the lampshade back over his head, slap him on the ass and send him on his merry way

 

[Taegul]

Well, the little angel on my left shoulder is whispering something sweet and classy in my ear, but the little devil on my right shoulder is whispering something entirely different at the same time...Wait a sec...Oh damn!!!! The little devil just body slammed the angel and kicked him to the curb! Guess I know who I'll be listening to from now on....

Put the lampshade back over his head, slap him on the ass and send him on his merry way

 

[ForestFlame]

Well, the little angel on my left shoulder is whispering something sweet and classy in my ear, but the little devil on my right shoulder is whispering something entirely different at the same time...Wait a sec...Oh damn!!!! The little devil just body slammed the angel and kicked him to the curb! Guess I know who I'll be listening to from now on....

Wedgie his ducky and hold him at fang point til I get at look at T's goodies

 

[lowphat]

Wedgie his ducky and hold him at fang point til I get at look at T's goodies

Tie her hair in a knot, and snap her bra (and then I'd run like hell)

 

[ForestFlame]

Tie her hair in a knot, and snap her bra (and then I'd run like hell)

Tell VT who hunt's him down and gives him a good spanking with her flip flop

 

[lowphat]

Tell VT who hunt's him down and gives him a good spanking with her flip flop

This girl code shit sucks

 

[VIPER2121]

Tell VT who hunt's him down and gives him a good spanking with her flip flop

Say Hello and give her a hug

 

[ForestFlame]

Say Hello and give her a hug

*gooses him* and hugs him back

 

[Taegul]

*gooses him* and hugs him back

Garlic flavored kisses! Mwah!

 

[ForestFlame]

Garlic flavored kisses! Mwah!

Sadist! LOL

*rolled up towel butt smack*

 

[Taegul]

If that profile pic was really her, I'd be doing some gardening

Sadist! LOL

*rolled up towel butt smack*

 

[papadoc19]

Keep walking

 

[stu_gats_2000]

ready the pepper spray

 

[boss302500]

Invite him for a beer

 

[theprofessorisin]

smile and walk by, looking back over my shoulder

 

[SweetSara86]

smile and walk by, looking back over my shoulder

As soon as the cop in front of him rounded the corner I'd ask him for a light and then steal his wallet and his watch.

 

[stu_gats_2000]

slide my wallet in front pocket

 

[SweetSara86]

slide my wallet in front pocket

I'd take his wallet, his belt and his pants

 

[stu_gats_2000]

I'd take his wallet, his belt and his pants

Wait till she finds the wallet empty... spent it all at the bar

 

[SweetSara86]

Wait till she finds the wallet empty... spent it all at the bar

Wait till the cop comes back around and arrests him for indecency

 

[boss302500]

Wait till she finds the wallet empty... spent it all at the bar

Arrest him for walking in public without pants