If You Met The Litster Above You In a Dark Alley, WWYD?

[Pantyboy74]

That means I would lie about my height as well, hey, I can make myself taller!

Can I lie about everything, hight weight etc.

 

[angelofthenorth]

Can I lie about everything, hight weight etc.

probably crack 'im round the lug 'ole for being down a dark alley to start wi.

 

[Pantyboy74]

probably crack 'im round the lug 'ole for being down a dark alley to start wi.

Ow sis.

 

[angelofthenorth]

Ow sis.

You dirty lil bugger !

 

[Pantyboy74]

You dirty lil bugger !

I wasn't up to nowt.

 

[angelofthenorth]

I wasn't up to nowt.

get on 'ome !

 

[Pantyboy74]

get on 'ome !

Aw sis, the nice lady said she's show me summat.

 

[angelofthenorth]

Aw sis, the nice lady said she's show me summat.

you'll go blind

 

[Pantyboy74]

you'll go blind

 

[angelofthenorth]

facepalms, shakes head and walks away
there's no hope for some folk

 

[papadoc19]

Discuss the War of the Roses

 

[Iceprincess12]

Yell “stop, federal agent!” Frisk him and steal his Kohls cash. The joke’s on him, I don’t even shop at Kohls.

 

[LanguageOfLove]

Yell “stop, federal agent!” Frisk him and steal his Kohls cash. The joke’s on him, I don’t even shop at Kohls.

I'd want to know her secret to her composure and dry humor...

 

[Hosebloke]

I'd want to know her secret to her composure and dry humor...

I’d take her shopping

 

[LanguageOfLove]

I’d take her shopping

My favorite place!

 

[Pantyboy74]

My favorite place!

Take her to a coffee shop and have a long chat.

 

[papadoc19]

Say hello

 

[Iceprincess12]

Ask him to help me blow my wubble bubble

 

[Taegul]

We'd play a game of two-hand touch football. We don't have a football to play with? Pfft, I wouldn't let that stop me...

 

[LanguageOfLove]

We'd play a game of two-hand touch football. We don't have a football to play with? Pfft, I wouldn't let that stop me...

Arm wrestle? Lol

 

[Pantyboy74]

Arm wrestle? Lol

hop scotch?

 

[_valkyrie_]

Ask him when will he finally graduate to BriefsMan75.

 

[Pantyboy74]

Ask him when will he finally graduate to BriefsMan75.

Ive got to get Thongguy74.5 first.

Id kiss her on the cheek and ask how shes been, Long time no see.

 

[LanguageOfLove]

Ive got to get Thongguy74.5 first.

Id kiss her on the cheek and ask how shes been, Long time no see.

Look at lingerie catalogues..lol

 

[walkingeagle]

Look at lingerie catalogues..lol

Give her a polite kiss and grope!