If You Met The Litster Above You In a Dark Alley, WWYD?

[papadoc19]

By now we've become buds and discuss what we're going to bring at our next meeting...

And what would you like to do?

 

[LanguageOfLove]

And what would you like to do?

By this time, we'd have two lawn chairs, he'd have a beer, I'd have an iced tea and we'd talk about the weather and what we had for dinner.

 

[Pantyboy74]

By this time, we'd have two lawn chairs, he'd have a beer, I'd have an iced tea and we'd talk about the weather and what we had for dinner.

Take her for a coffee

 

[LanguageOfLove]

Take her for a coffee

Coffee sounds good, and plan a great shopping list at the next trip to the mall

 

[Pantyboy74]

Coffee sounds good, and plan a great shopping list at the next trip to the mall

Im sure there will be only a couple of places we go to.

 

[LanguageOfLove]

Im sure there will be only a couple of places we go to.

Sure, the small Victoria's Secret store, and the huge one...lol

Oh, and the Food court

 

[Pantyboy74]

Sure, the small Victoria's Secret store, and the huge one...lol

Oh, and the Food court

Perfect.

 

[Ava_44]

Compare posts, one with the least goes down on the other.... Or go to an electronics store for torches.

 

[MrEd63]

Compare posts, one with the least goes down on the other.... Or go to an electronics store for torches.

Escort her to safety

Ps. Ava - love your gorgeous and sexy av.

 

[Ava_44]

Escort her to safety

Ps. Ava - love your gorgeous and sexy av.

Thanks honey, care to explain yours?

Take that back just got it!

 

[MrEd63]

Thanks honey, care to explain yours?

Take that back just got it!

Show her the real life origin of my avatar

 

[Pantyboy74]

Thanks honey, care to explain yours?

Take that back just got it!

Compare outfits. Buy her a coffee have a chat.

 

[papadoc19]

Ask him where he got his shirt

 

[LanguageOfLove]

Ask him where he got his shirt

By now, he's finished his beer, I've finished my iced tea, and now we're almost discussing what the theme will be for the upcoming Lit Christmas Party

 

[papadoc19]

Coordinate Ugly Christmas sweaters

 

[Taegul]

1, 2, 3, 4. I declare a thumb war!

 

[papadoc19]

1, 2, 3, 4. I declare a thumb war!

Scream "Mortal Kombat!!!"

 

[Taegul]

Scream "Mortal Kombat!!!"

Run for my mortal life.

 

[papadoc19]

Acknowledge him and move on

 

[Iceprincess12]

Visually masturbate him until he calls an ambulance thinking I am having a seizure.

 

[papadoc19]

Head nod and keep walking

 

[Taegul]

We'd have a dance off to prove who is king of the streets. He'd manage to defeat my Elaine dance, I'm certain.

https://media.giphy.com/media/13Y6LAZJqRspI4/giphy.gif

 

[lacandy]

We'd have a dance off to prove who is king of the streets. He'd manage to defeat my Elaine dance, I'm certain.

https://media.giphy.com/media/13Y6LAZJqRspI4/giphy.gif

I LOVE LOVE LOVE that episode...hahaha


I would offer to share my Skittles Vodka with him, and have no regrets the next morning

 

[HBergeron]

I LOVE LOVE LOVE that episode...hahaha


I would offer to share my Skittles Vodka with him, and have no regrets the next morning

I'd like to think I'd be a perfect gentleman, but I'd probably offer her some candy.

 

[papadoc19]

Request a song