If You Met The Litster Above You In a Dark Alley, WWYD?

[Aquagal]

Take her to a party

Run!!

 

[papadoc19]

Run!!

Invite her to the rodeo

 

[ViciousTease]

Invite her to the rodeo

Tackle him, then tickle him into submission.

 

[Violetvixen1]

Tackle him, then tickle him into submission.

Grab her arm and drag her back into the honky tonk bar!

 

[13Fantasies]

Grab her arm and drag her back into the honky tonk bar!

Hide?

 

[ViciousTease]

Hide?

Demand details about fantasy #11

 

[ydahecnot]

Ask her to describe what she's wearing. It is a dark alley after all

 

[ViciousTease]

Ask her to describe what she's wearing. It is a dark alley after all

Pull him deeper into the shadows so I can whisper each detail.

 

[DarkSimian]

Pull him deeper into the shadows so I can whisper each detail.

Anything she wanted

 

[mwmnpa]

I don't know but alleyways are dodgy places to hang out so he likely deserves whatever's coming his way.

I'd say G'day!

 

[OldUncleJack]

I'd show you my giant..... knife.

Guide her to safety!

 

[mwmnpa]

Guide her to safety!

You don't many Aussies, do you? She'd guide YOU to safety.

Not sure, I might run the other way!

 

[Iceprincess12]

You don't many Aussies, do you? She'd guide YOU to safety.

Not sure, I might run the other way!

Carry out the paid-in-advance hit on him and make it look self-inflicted.

 

[jasonmason]

Carry out the paid-in-advance hit on him and make it look self-inflicted.

Hope she didn't have a paid-in-advance hit on me.

 

[papadoc19]

Inquire into why he is wearing a life jacket

 

[mwmnpa]

Inquire into why he is wearing a life jacket

Throw him in front of Iceprincess and say that's the one.

 

[starrynightin64]

Throw him in front of Iceprincess and say that's the one.

See if he wanted to go find some coffee and dessert

 

[frmtutanota]

See if he wanted to go find some coffee and dessert

a good coffee and great conversation sound fun

 

[Tallulah82]

a good coffee and great conversation sound fun

1. Ask him what his name means, I'm not good at figuring out some handles. (yes, I'm a simpleton!)
2. Ask him if he could escort me out of said dark alley. Not because I need help, but it gives good excuse to have a grope of those muscles.

 

[jasonmason]

1. Ask him what his name means, I'm not good at figuring out some handles. (yes, I'm a simpleton!)
2. Ask him if he could escort me out of said dark alley. Not because I need help, but it gives good excuse to have a grope of those muscles.

I'd escort her out of course. Offering her one of my paddles.

 

[Deleted member 1306910]

I'd escort her out of course. Offering her one of my paddles.

Smile. Just smile.

 

[WykdWytch]

Ask him if he'd be interested in buying a car stereo

 

[Ginmill72]

Ask him if he'd be interested in buying a car stereo

Ask her for directions around town.

 

[WykdWytch]

Ask her for directions around town.

Ask him where he's running off to

 

[Ginmill72]

Ask him where he's running off to

No need to run anymore, I'll just walk with her to the bar