If You Met The Litster Above You In a Dark Alley, WWYD?

[Taegul]

No need to run anymore, I'll just walk with her to the bar

Can't outrun him. Guess I'd hide with Oscar the Grouch.

 

[starrynightin64]

Can't outrun him. Guess I'd hide with Oscar the Grouch.

I'd find a seat and wait for the Oscar & Taegul adult version of Sesame Street to start.

 

[papadoc19]

Invite her to go stargazing

 

[ForestFlame]

Invite her to go stargazing

chuck him a tin of dog chow and tickle his chin

 

[MrEd63]

chuck him a tin of dog chow and tickle his chin

Submit to her bite

 

[ForestFlame]

Submit to her bite

can you at least pretend to struggle a bit? It excites me lol

 

[Todger65]

can you at least pretend to struggle a bit? It excites me lol

Wear a fireproof coat so I could get near enough for a cuddle

 

[MrEd63]

can you at least pretend to struggle a bit? It excites me lol

Oh, Oh get off you brute

Is that better ?

 

[ForestFlame]

Wear a fireproof coat so I could get near enough for a cuddle

don't let people know I cuddle, Vampires aren't supposed to be cuddly you know! lol

 

[ForestFlame]

Oh, Oh get off you brute

Is that better ?

where did you learn to act? Come on put some realism into it LOL xxx

 

[MrEd63]

where did you learn to act? Come on put some realism into it LOL xxx

But I could never hit a woman - I'm too much of a Gentleman
However, perhaps I could use my silver tongue

 

[ForestFlame]

But I could never hit a woman - I'm too much of a Gentleman
However, perhaps I could use my silver tongue

I'm not asking you to hit me LOL. cos if ya do I'll belt ya in the north and south LOL

 

[MrEd63]

I'm not asking you to hit me LOL. cos if ya do I'll belt ya in the north and south LOL

But I thought you were going to turn me into a creature of the night?
And expected me to resist
Ain't I a silly

 

[ForestFlame]

But I thought you were going to turn me into a creature of the night?
And expected me to resist
Ain't I a silly

struggle a bit to make it look convincing, then I'll bite you...yada yada yada then presto change-o child of the night! xx

 

[BiGuyMN]

struggle a bit to make it look convincing, then I'll bite you...yada yada yada then presto change-o child of the night! xx

Run!

Yeah, I know...

 

[MrEd63]

struggle a bit to make it look convincing, then I'll bite you...yada yada yada then presto change-o child of the night! xx

"Oh, oh get off you ungodly fiend, you wicked creature. Unhand me now, I say. Help, Police, MURDER"
" My neck! What have you done to me?" *gurgle, gurgle*

Is that better?

 

[ForestFlame]

"Oh, oh get off you ungodly fiend, you wicked creature. Unhand me now, I say. Help, Police, MURDER"
" My neck! What have you done to me?" *gurgle, gurgle*

Is that better?

so good I almost called an ambulance lol

 

[MrEd63]

so good I almost called an ambulance lol

*bows and takes applause *

 

[ForestFlame]

*bows and takes applause *

throws roses and some panties on stage (not my panties I found them in a skip round the back of the old lady care home) but the thought was there!

 

[MrEd63]

throws roses and some panties on stage (not my panties I found them in a skip round the back of the old lady care home) but the thought was there!

I thought you didn't throw yours because you don't wear them

 

[ForestFlame]

I thought you didn't throw yours because you don't wear them

well there is that too lol

 

[MrEd63]

well there is that too lol

Don't

You'll make me come over all unnecessary

 

[Taegul]

Watch out for peels on the ground. I wouldn't want to slip.

 

[ForestFlame]

Watch out for peels on the ground. I wouldn't want to slip.

and yet you seem to have a penchant for banana's yourself lol

 

[jasonmason]

and yet you seem to have a penchant for banana's yourself lol

Offer to escort her out safely.