If You Met The Litster Above You In a Dark Alley, WWYD?

[ForestFlame]

Follow them and try to muscle in on the round

Get her to distract him while i bite him lol

 

[MrEd63]

Get her to distract him while i bite him lol

Ask her if she wanted to see my etchings

 

[CoolDude397]

Ask her if she wanted to see my etchings

Be careful to not slip on any banana peels!

 

[ForestFlame]

Be careful to not slip on any banana peels!

ask if i could ride pillion

 

[CoolDude397]

ask if i could ride pillion

Scoop her up behind me

 

[ForestFlame]

Scoop her up behind me

tell him knee down, peg scraping the floor is the only way to ride!

 

[papadoc19]

Eat her

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Lure him home with bacon and promises of Cocoa Puffs.

 

[ForestFlame]

Lure him home with bacon and promises of Cocoa Puffs.

ask her to save me lol

 

[Bold432]

Ask her if she has a light?

 

[ForestFlame]

Ask her if she has a light?

give him a light, then while he was distracted have a little neck bite lol

 

[Bold432]

Argh! I fall for it every time... dropping the lighter and biting right back

 

[emsway]

Offer him my coat. He looks cold.

 

[Bold432]

Smile and say thanks! Why thank you Miss... a bit tight but that isn't always a bad thing.

 

[emsway]

*shivers*. Perhaps ask for my coat back?

 

[tnman03]

*shivers*. Perhaps ask for my coat back?

Ask her where her shoes were

 

[ForestFlame]

Ask her where her shoes were

so is it like a trash can thing or will i get smacked if i attempt to throw my dirty napkin in his body?

 

[walkingeagle]

so is it like a trash can thing or will i get smacked if i attempt to throw my dirty napkin in his body?

Slip up behind her for a polite kiss and grope

 

[ForestFlame]

Slip up behind her for a polite kiss and grope

fine but then you're buying me a burger!

 

[emsway]

fine but then you're buying me a burger!

Ask her if she'd like to try on my garlic necklace. Or perhaps a dab of my holy water perfume? Ask her to hold my bible while I rumage through my bag for my crucifix and wooden stake.

 

[SithLordSexyPants1]

Ask her if she'd like to try on my garlic necklace. Or perhaps a dab of my holy water perfume? Ask her to hold my bible while I rumage through my bag for my crucifix and wooden stake.

Escort her out of the alley to the nearest bar with a band playing and see if she'd go for a quickie in the alley before we went into the bar.

 

[emsway]

Escort her out of the alley to the nearest bar with a band playing and see if she'd go for a quickie in the alley before we went into the bar.

Ask him if he's buying.

 

[SithLordSexyPants1]

Escort her out of the alley to the nearest bar with a band playing and see if she'd go for a quickie in the alley before we went into the bar.

Ask him if he's buying.

Of course I'm buying

 

[Exescort]

Of course I'm buying

Join his company for a free drink, yay

 

[curvyangel1969]

Join his company for a free drink, yay

Offer her a flashlight so she can find her way out.