If You Met The Litster Above You In a Dark Alley, WWYD?

[Deleted member 3041612]

I'd give him some freshly cooked thick sliced bacon (who doesn't like *BACON*) and give him a good scratch behind the ears, on his neck and in-between and around the shoulders.

 

[MrEd63]

I'd give him some freshly cooked thick sliced bacon (who doesn't like *BACON*) and give him a good scratch behind the ears, on his neck and in-between and around the shoulders.

Lead her to safety

 

[ForestFlame]

Lead her to safety

bite his banana....what can I say, I'm a creature of habit

 

[MrEd63]

bite his banana....what can I say, I'm a creature of habit

If things are gonna get fruity.... I'd squeeze her melons

 

[curvyangel1969]

bite his banana....what can I say, I'm a creature of habit

Take her by the hand and lead her to a dark alley on the other side of town. I can only hide so many bodies!

 

[PrincepsCyberius]

Take her by the hand and lead her to a dark alley on the other side of town. I can only hide so many bodies!

Offer to escort her to her destination.

 

[ForestFlame]

Offer to escort her to her destination.

check out his rock hard abs

 

[tnh_06]

check out his rock hard abs

Pull my piece, no, not that piece, that piece!

 

[ForestFlame]

Pull my piece, no, not that piece, that piece!

you are aware that i am already dead, right? BITE! slurp...yum.

 

[PrincepsCyberius]

you are aware that i am already dead, right? BITE! slurp...yum.

Pull out a cross in self-defense.

 

[coachdb18]

Take her by the hand and lead her to a dark alley on the other side of town. I can only hide so many bodies!

One of the advantages we share.. we could both simply fly out of there! Problem solved...

 

[curvyangel1969]

One of the advantages we share.. we could both simply fly out of there! Problem solved...

Very valid point! Also I've been tanning and getting my frequent flyer miles up for the trip to the tropics this summer.

 

[tnh_06]

BITE! slurp...yum.

That's what I want for my epitaph

 

[ForestFlame]

That's what I want for my epitaph

probably just check out his package as he walked by

 

[Azuldrgon]

probably just check out his package as he walked by

Watch out for her, make sure she makes it out safely.

 

[base10]

Watch out for her, make sure she makes it out safely.

run, fuck dragons

 

[papadoc19]

Ask him where he got his suit

 

[hotoldrguy]

Ask him where he got his suit

Share my brown bag bottle of Thunderbird with him

 

[ForestFlame]

Share my brown bag bottle of Thunderbird with him

give him my coat cos it's freezing out here

 

[papadoc19]

Invite her to my place

 

[ForestFlame]

Invite her to my place

I'd have to have a nibble...hey what can I say it's the nature of the beast!

 

[jusgoodcleanfun]

I'd have to have a nibble...hey what can I say it's the nature of the beast!

Sharpen my teeth...mmmm

 

[ForestFlame]

Sharpen my teeth...mmmm

Calvin and Hobbs...could a girl be any luckier? I'd make myself the filling

 

[MaryanneB]

Calvin and Hobbs...could a girl be any luckier? I'd make myself the filling

I'd introduce myself and form an alliance to use and abuse willing males on Lit.

 

[ForestFlame]

I'd introduce myself and form an alliance to use and abuse willing males on Lit.

Yayyyyy (high five!!!)