If You Met The Litster Above You In a Dark Alley, WWYD?

[coachdb18]

Compare tattoos and piercings...

Would introduce my own piercing machine.. .357 Magnum... and probably have a nice discussion (she'd probably show me hers as well, and we'd both be safe and happy)

 

[Farawyn]

Would introduce my own piercing machine.. .357 Magnum... and probably have a nice discussion (she'd probably show me hers as well, and we'd both be safe and happy)

Tell him "Planes suck!"
Run very, very fast.

 

[julybaby04]

Say hi

 

[coachdb18]

Tell him "Planes suck!"
Run very, very fast.

You realize that a propeller makes one heck of a spanking machine, right? LOL

 

[done_got_old]

Ask him to lead me to his airplane!

 

[mwmnpa]

Ask him to lead me to his airplane!

Take her home!

 

[ForestFlame]

Take her home!

bite, it's in my nature!

 

[Farawyn]

bite, it's in my nature!

Give her garlic bread.

 

[SithLordSexyPants1]

Give her garlic bread.

Hope I could sneak in some oral alley action before escorting her to a bar and buy her a drink.

 

[ForestFlame]

Hope I could sneak in some oral alley action before escorting her to a bar and buy her a drink.

bite, can't help myself

 

[Bold432]

Ach! Not her again! . Indeed, I would give her a hug and help her home... poor woman keeps getting lost and hanging out in this alley... not to mention she keeps hiding her smile for some reason...

 

[ForestFlame]

Ach! Not her again! . Indeed, I would give her a hug and help her home... poor woman keeps getting lost and hanging out in this alley... not to mention she keeps hiding her smile for some reason...

accepts the offer of help cos is off her face on AB negative

 

[curvyangel1969]

accepts the offer of help cos is off her face on AB negative

Wear a fancy garlic necklace and holy water"perfume" behind my ears and on all my pulse points.

 

[Taegul]

Wear a fancy garlic necklace and holy water"perfume" behind my ears and on all my pulse points.

I would be an absolute gentleman and walk the lady to safety.

You guys all saw right through me on that one, right?

 

[ForestFlame]

I would be an absolute gentleman and walk the lady to safety.

You guys all saw right through me on that one, right?

'nods'

 

[cliteatingman]

'nods'

I fear I'd get bitten and become a vampire...

 

[Farawyn]

I fear I'd get bitten and become a vampire...

Wear 3 pairs of panties.

 

[prdigy666]

Wear 3 pairs of panties.

Fight through three pais of panties

 

[FLGirl70]

Fight through three pais of panties

Provide him with the knife to fight through the panties

 

[fullservice65]

Provide him with the knife to fight through the panties

In reality, probably cum on myself.

 

[Plane_Guy]

In reality, probably cum on myself.

Ask him why's he out in the alley and not inside, having a beer.

Then offer to buy the first round.

 

[Farawyn]

Ask him why's he out in the alley and not inside, having a beer.

Then offer to buy the first round.

Follow him in for a beer.

 

[fullservice65]

Follow him in for a beer.

Keel over from a heart attack.

 

[ForestFlame]

Keel over from a heart attack.

Bite, because that's just me

 

[papadoc19]

Bite, because that's just me

Throwing out "Underworld" and "VD/The Originals" rules, I would bite her back