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RONIN
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Yayyyyy (high five!!!)
Let her know I'm O+ (universal donor)
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Yayyyyy (high five!!!)
I like a man who knows what he wantsLet her know I'm O+ (universal donor)
I like a man who knows what he wants
Oh I would obviously bite him!
Offer my throat.
Offer my throat.
Would you offer your throat to the wolf (or monkey) with the red roses?

After peeing myself laughing at the well-endowed, hairy beast, I'd whip out a few more leather straps and hop on his back. Giddy-up! I'm sure there's a battle out there we could win together![]()
After peeing myself laughing at the well-endowed, hairy beast, I'd whip out a few more leather straps and hop on his back. Giddy-up! I'm sure there's a battle out there we could win together![]()

Offer to help her tie those straps since she seems in a hurry to rush off into the mayhem and madness of the next battle.![]()
Ask if she's ok and where's donkey
Offer to help her tie those straps since she seems in a hurry to rush off into the mayhem and madness of the next battle.![]()

Am great, thanks - Wonks will be back when his phone is charged, lol!
Offer to buy her a cocktail
Tell her to hang around, am sure another magnificent specimen will be along soon, and we can go racing![]()
Ride me, cowgirl!![]()
watch her make out with him cos it's hot! lolPush him against the wall and Make out with him.
Push him against the wall and Make out with him.
Make a Kat sandwich with Beastie.![]()

Kidnap him, it's time you had a holiday! Snow or sun?![]()
bite his calvesPull my jeans and pants down obvs..
bite his calves

sadist.....but ok lolOoooh! naughty! ..but nice
I would let you do that as long as I could tease you with a little bit of garlic..
sadist.....but ok lol
Tell her let's hide behind these dumpsters and jump out and scare the shit out of the next unsuspecting poster.
Tell him I don't want to see his pants now!![]()
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turn into a bat and bite him as he runs offSuggest a pint at the pub, at least there will be witnesses there![]()