If You Met The Litster Above You In a Dark Alley, WWYD?

[13Fantasies]

Are we adding rum to that?
I mean, it’s not my usual to go to but sure

Bear hug

 

[kieranhalcyon01]

Casually eat a bowl of cereal and wait for the next target.

Die, apparently

Bear hug

Also possibly die

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

That’s dark figuratively and literally- it’s a dark alley but taking of death? Where is @LordofDargaardkeep have you paid the electric bill? I don’t want to take the wrong path and end up in the River Styx.

 

[Stephie02]

That’s dark figuratively and literally- it’s a dark alley but taking of death? Where is @LordofDargaardkeep have you paid the electric bill? I don’t want to take the wrong path and end up in the River Styx.

Right? Picking pickets, speakeasy, drinks, shanking people, looking for the secret bookstore was way more fun!
Oh and pancakes, the pancakes were amazing!

 

[DaringFunGuy]

Are we adding rum to that?
I mean, it’s not my usual to go to but sure

Rum can be such a happy drink I’ve found

 

[OralAllOver]

Drop to knees and offer best cunnilingus in California

 

[OralAllOver]

My timing off

 

[dawn_of_night]

My timing off

By about 4 and a half minutes

 

[OralAllOver]

LOL
Oh well

Good thing I'm running Amtrak

 

[shamzad_101]

Stand there expectantly and hopeful

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

That’s dark figuratively and literally- it’s a dark alley but taking of death? Where is @LordofDargaardkeep have you paid the electric bill? I don’t want to take the wrong path and end up in the River Styx.

No worries the banshee that haunts the halls of the Keep also runs the incinerator in the basement of the "secret secret adult book store"... all these perverts around here produce enough dirty tissues to keep our power running for eternity.

 

[dawn_of_night]

No worries the banshee that haunts the halls of the Keep also runs the incinerator in the basement of the "secret secret adult book store"... all these perverts around here produce enough dirty tissues to keep our power running for eternity.

Good morning Fucker....

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

Good morning Fucker....

Have you been hiding in this alley all night waiting to ambush me? I hope you brought enough cheetos for the both of us

 

[dawn_of_night]

Have you been hiding in this alley all night waiting to ambush me? I hope you brought enough cheetos for the both of us

N o?
I walked right in.... you have shifty security....

 

[dawn_of_night]

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

Take out my bag of safety Cheetos and ask if she wants any of them. Snacky snacks are a popular things around here.

 

[EyesOnHers]

Take out my bag of safety Cheetos and ask if she wants any of them. Snacky snacks are a popular things around here.

Ask if she also has emergency drinky drinks?

It's been one of those days!

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

Take out my bag of safety Cheetos and ask if she wants any of them. Snacky snacks are a popular things around here.

Better not be brining those Cheeto dust covered fingers into the secret bookstore!

Give @EyesOnHers an emergency drinky drink so she let's me out of that dungeon.

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

Ask if she also has emergency drinky drinks?

It's been one of those days!

Let me check my Mary Poppins tote I haul with me to work daily. I’m sure there is something in here for you.

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

Better not be brining those Cheeto dust covered fingers into the secret bookstore!

I would never disrespect a book in such a manner. Shame on you for saying such a thing!

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

Better not be brining those Cheeto dust covered fingers into the secret bookstore!

Its ok in the "secret secret adult book store".. most of those pages are stuck together anyway

 

[GetNerdy]

I would never disrespect a book in such a manner. Shame on you for saying such a thing!

Assume they just live in this alley now, and have all their mail redirected there

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

Assume they just live in this alley now, and have all their mail redirected there

I was following a herd of nerds who heard about a bookstore. Supposedly there is a street in London that is all bookstores? They were with a tour group looking for it.

 

[EyesOnHers]

Assume they just live in this alley now, and have all their mail redirected there

You misspelt male and it's not singular.
It's not @Shymidwestgirl fault there are so many willing victims to her charms

 

[dawn_of_night]

Did anyone click on my cheeto heart?????