If You Met The Litster Above You In a Dark Alley, WWYD?

[LordofDargaardkeep]

Avoid that whip... maybe.

offer a paddle or flogger instead?

 

[EyesOnHers]

offer a paddle or flogger instead?

Take the paddle...
Wouldn't want to be caught up the creek without one

 

[RachelWalsh]

Take the paddle...
Wouldn't want to be caught up the creek without one

Maybes flash my fat butt. Lol

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

Maybes flash my fat butt. Lol

Take note this is an interesting alley, but watch out! Take @EyesOnHers paddle and put it to use.

 

[ScarletDaisy]

Take note this is an interesting alley, but watch out! Take @EyesOnHers paddle and put it to use.

Swipe the flash drive out of that magic monocle!

 

[boo56]

Ask if she's enjoying the grafitti...

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

Ask if she's enjoying the grafitti...

As @ScarletDaisy is answering his question and distracted swipe my flash drive back.

 

[EyesOnHers]

As @ScarletDaisy is answering his question and distracted swipe my flash drive back.

Watch him, smirking...
He has fallen for the trap, taking back the flash drive now encrypted with our software.
We can now see everything in real time. The location of the secret bookstore will soon be ours!

 

[cocokittysurprise]

Wonder how the hell I ended up in an alley.

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

Wonder how the hell I ended up in an alley.

Show her the secret bookstore so she isn't lead astray at the speakeasy.

Have my IT scan my flash drive so @EyesOnHers and her band of deviants won't hack me.

 

[EyesOnHers]

Show her the secret bookstore so she isn't lead astray at the speakeasy.

Have my IT scan my flash drive so @EyesOnHers and her band of deviants won't hack me.

Say how dare you say things like that?
Then threaten him with the shank and take @cocokittysurprise to the speakeasy

 

[cocokittysurprise]

I'm scaroused... I love reading, but I also love the thought of a speakeasy.
What to do?!?

 

[PotNoodle79]

I'm scaroused... I love reading, but I also love the thought of a speakeasy.
What to do?!?

I'd say "hello stranger, not seen you in a while"

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

I'd say "hello stranger, not seen you in a while"

I would spill his tea and hand him an ale..

 

[PotNoodle79]

huh. 2 ales.

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

huh. 2 ales.

Check on why this noodle is bringing two whales into a alley...

 

[PotNoodle79]

Check on why this noodle is bringing two whales into a alley...

Ales

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

Ask if the pub is really old and has good stories of people that have frequented the establishment.

 

[Hugo_Agogo_UK]

I press play on the portable disco in my backpack. Big boogie tunes blasting, we sashay through the alley like we’re Starsky and motherfuckin’ Hutch

 

[kieranhalcyon01]

Wonder wtf he was on

 

[EyesOnHers]

Wonder wtf he was on

Offer him some wholesome homemade mushroom soup

 

[kieranhalcyon01]

Offer him some wholesome homemade mushroom soup

I would politely decline out of suspicion that said soup was the cause for @Hugo_Agogo_UK's erratic behavior

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

I would politely decline out of suspicion that said soup was the cause for @Hugo_Agogo_UK's erratic behavior

Wonder what mushrooms are in that soup.... I'm seeing talking cereal now!

 

[MedicalMuse]

Wonder what mushrooms are in that soup.... I'm seeing talking cereal now!

It’s the light from my flashlight. Maybe less drugs?

 

[Hugo_Agogo_UK]

It’s the light from my flashlight. Maybe less drugs?

Grab the flashlight and Cornelius’s hat (Sir C, you dropped your hat, and I would put on another monster tune and MM and I boogie on out of there like Starsky and fuckin Hutch