If You Met The Litster Above You In a Dark Alley, WWYD?

[danjtoy]

Keep my eyes on hers, so she doesn't whack me with the paddle.

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

Keep my eyes on hers, so she doesn't whack me with the paddle.

Yell "it's a trap!!!" As I smack away @EyesOnHers hand as she attempts to steal his wallet.

 

[_valkyrie_]

If I met them on a dark alley, I would engage in a séance.

 

[jonnoback]

I'm still looking for the mysterious chocolate brownies but it's hard to see them...

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

No, no thank you. I don’t want those brownies.

 

[Slaneshforfun69]

“I know where a there is a really neat bookstore.”

 

[_valkyrie_]

If I met them on a dark alley, I would head into the dark alley just across the street.

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

If I met them on a dark alley, I would head into the dark alley just across the street.

Bring candles to conduct this seance the right way.

 

[jonnoback]

Bring candles to conduct this seance the right way.

How many? Four candles? Or Fork handles?

 

[ScarletDaisy]

Quickly hands him four candles by their fork handles so that one of the other gang members can get that wallet.

 

[kathyisgr65]

Take her to the secret meeting spot and meeting the rest of my tribe

 

[jonnoback]

Quickly hands him four candles by their fork handles so that one of the other gang members can get that wallet.

Ah. So was that @EyesOnHers I felt having a fondue in my pocket for my wallet?

Maybe that wasn’t my wallet pocket though…

 

[mijayoo]

Spank him HARD

 

[dawn_of_night]

Ooooooohhh @LordofDargaardkeep where are yoiooouuuuuu????

 

[kieranhalcyon01]

Challenge her to a game of mario kart

 

[EyesOnHers]

Challenge her to a game of mario kart

Let him know he's lost... that this alley is in the grounds of @LordofDargaardkeep keep, not Bowser's castle

 

[kieranhalcyon01]

Let him know he's lost... that this alley is in the grounds of @LordofDargaardkeep keep, not Bowser's castle

I don't recognize that track

 

[ScarletDaisy]

Casually eat a bowl of cereal and wait for the next target.

 

[13Fantasies]

Probably stare.

I didn't think gingers were allowed outside during Ash Wednesday.

 

[puppett]

offer them a refill of cereal

 

[ScarletDaisy]

Probably stare.

I didn't think gingers were allowed outside during Ash Wednesday.

*whispers* That's only on odd-years.

 

[TXRafe]

try to think of something witty to say as we pass by and see how she responds

 

[13Fantasies]

*whispers* That's only on odd-years.

So many rules about gingers.

I need an updated book.

 

[13Fantasies]

try to think of something witty to say as we pass by and see how she responds

Yell "Everything is bigger in Texas!" And rum

 

[MedicalMuse]

Yell "Everything is bigger in Texas!" And rum

Are we adding rum to that?
I mean, it’s not my usual to go to but sure