Always
Right, that's it... I am now going to open a clothing stall for all you men who seem to lose your trousers.Now I'm wondering how worried I should be...
Let me check my pockets.... wait... where's my trousers?
Well, as you can see, I have nothing more to be takenLooks like @Shymidwestgirl has distracted @LordofDargaardkeep with book buying!
So I'll just lurk in a dark corner and see who looks unsuspecting
Very generous of you in open the clothing stall, just have to figure out where I can get my hands on some clothes without my walletAlways
Right, that's it... I am now going to open a clothing stall for all you men who seem to lose your trousers.
The only thing you are meant lose in this alley is your wallets!
They will be free for being new and naive enough to go to the secret, secret adult bookshop.
Well I mean it is dark alley.. we take the wallets you take the pants. Pretty simple?
Try the lost and found at the "secret secret adult bookstore" ... people are always leaving their pants laying about in there..
That's waay better than what I said
Try the lost and found at the "secret secret adult bookstore" ... people are always leaving their pants laying about in there..
(might be a little sticky though)
Try the lost and found at the "secret secret adult bookstore" ... people are always leaving their pants laying about in there..
(might be a little sticky though)
You seen pulp fiction?
I will heed this adviceYou seen pulp fiction?
The shit @OldDirtyAltGuy is gonna want to do to you will make Zed and the Gimp look tame!!
Avoid the dungeon bro, always avoid the dungeon
You seen pulp fiction?
The shit @OldDirtyAltGuy is gonna want to do to you will make Zed and the Gimp look tame!!
Avoid the dungeon bro, always avoid the dungeon
Taking @Stephie02 with me and running to the speakeasy to down a bottle of tequila each... wiping any thoughts of the secret secret adult bookstore and what happens in the dungeon from our minds
We are pickpockets and thieves... our crimes do not warrant the dungeon.
Really?
I'm here just to stare at your asses. Read the user.
Through the dungeons of our mindsTaking @Stephie02 with me and running to the speakeasy to down a bottle of tequila each... wiping any thoughts of the secret secret adult bookstore and what happens in the dungeon from our minds
Swipe his wallet when he turns his back
Kiss her neck
Done
Swipe her speakeasy cc while she is distracted stealing a wallet, use it to buy books for the secret bookstore and cleaning supplies for the adult book store.
Distract him by making him think I'm stealing his hat while @EyesOnHers takes his wallet
